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Pick Up Lines for the Holidays & Celebrations

Every holiday brings its own excuse to say something you would not get away with in an ordinary week — mistletoe at Christmas, cards on Valentine's, costumes at Halloween. This page collects our holiday and celebration pick up lines, ranked by reader votes, covering Christmas, Valentine's Day, Halloween, Easter, New Year, Thanksgiving, St Patrick's Day and more. Pick whichever one is closest and you have a built-in reason to start talking. Browse the individual holidays below, or start with the highest-rated lines across all of them.

Top Holiday Pick up Lines

I'm Dublin my efforts to get you to go out with me.
Are you a four-leafed clover? Cause I think I'm getting lucky tonight.
Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Did you know what a real Irishman wears under his kilt? Nothing... The Irish don't wear kilts.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
I've always wanted to kiss a sexy leprechaun.
Once you go green, you'll never choose anything in between.
That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I get Cupid to shoot you with that arrow once more?
I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
I'm not Irish, but you can still kiss me.
If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just so damn hot.
Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants.
My striped stockings would look great on your bedroom floor.
Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
Thanksgiving dinner isn't the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
I'm like a Christmas present, you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet, I'm right here.
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it's cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Do you like cats? Because I'd like you to take meowt on Valentine's Day.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
This Valentine's Day, let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you're already sweet enough.
Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.
I know I just met you but I already like you more than candy.
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
Are you only seven nights? Because I want to celebrate you all year.
You’re my Ujima — I want to build the future with you.
Do you have Ujamaa? Because our future together could be prosperous.
Is your heart an mkeka? I want my story to be part of its weave.
I came for the gifts but stayed for you — mind if I unwrap your heart?
You're sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.
Your smile is brighter than all the red, black, and green combined.
I’d trade all the vibunzi for one dance with you.
You bring the karamu and I'll bring dessert — let's feast on each other’s smiles.
Are you the kikombe cha umoja? Because I want to share my cup with you.
If kisses were mishumaa saba, I'd light one for every night with you.
You're my Nia — meeting you feels like finding my purpose.
Want to break the wishbone? I'm wishing for a date with you.
Call me the kinara, because I can't wait to light up your seven nights.
Are you the Umoja candle? Because you bring light and pull my family together.
I don't need a dreidel; I already know what I spun—you.
Your smile could start a Hanukkah parade.
Every balloon rises, but you’re the only one lifting me up.
Let's cuddle under menorah light and call it a miracle.
Could I butter your latke and your heart tonight?
Can I take you out? I promise more spark than a menorah.
I’ll be your shamash if you promise to guide me home.
You must love Halloween! You don't need a costume to look like an angel.
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
Don't toy with my Heart (Chucky)
Can I see your lucky charms?, because you look magically delicious tonight.
Am I ap-peeling to you? (Banana Costume)
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
Girl, I'd like to take you out, but it won't be the Last Supper.
Pinch me... I'm not wearing green.
I didn't know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Don't worry, those warts on my face aren't anywhere else.
Well, lass, we're the only ones still standing. How about a go?
St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day with beer, so let's drink to love.
St. Patrick blessed me with luck today because I stumbled upon someone as hot as you.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate Costume)
Cupid called... he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I would literally give you my hand in marriage. (undead)
Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.
Do you really remember Cleopatra? I'll make you forget her! (Vampire)
Do you feel the holiday magic too, or is that just the eggnog talking?
Will you be my boo?
Are you a snow angel? Because you've fallen from heaven.
Do you have a name, or can I call you my holiday miracle?
You've turned my New Year's Eve into something I'll never forget.
Who needs resolutions when I've already resolved to make you smile tonight?
Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine's Day.
Your treat or mine?
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Would it offend you if I humped your leg? (Werewolf)
Can I be your midnight kiss? Because I don't want to start the year without you.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Santa dropped me off and said you wished for me?
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I was gonna warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.