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Pick Up Lines for the Holidays & Celebrations

Every holiday brings its own excuse to say something you would not get away with in an ordinary week — mistletoe at Christmas, cards on Valentine's, costumes at Halloween. This page collects our holiday and celebration pick up lines, ranked by reader votes, covering Christmas, Valentine's Day, Halloween, Easter, New Year, Thanksgiving, St Patrick's Day and more. Pick whichever one is closest and you have a built-in reason to start talking. Browse the individual holidays below, or start with the highest-rated lines across all of them.

Top Holiday Pick up Lines

I'm Dublin my efforts to get you to go out with me.
Are you a four-leafed clover? Cause I think I'm getting lucky tonight.
Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Did you know what a real Irishman wears under his kilt? Nothing... The Irish don't wear kilts.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
I've always wanted to kiss a sexy leprechaun.
Once you go green, you'll never choose anything in between.
That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I get Cupid to shoot you with that arrow once more?
I'm not Irish, but you can still kiss me.
I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just so damn hot.
Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants.
My striped stockings would look great on your bedroom floor.
Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
Thanksgiving dinner isn't the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
I'm like a Christmas present, you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet, I'm right here.
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it's cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Do you like cats? Because I'd like you to take meowt on Valentine's Day.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
This Valentine's Day, let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you're already sweet enough.
Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.
I know I just met you but I already like you more than candy.
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
Will you be my boo?
Girl, I'd like to take you out, but it won't be the Last Supper.
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
Would it offend you if I humped your leg? (Werewolf)
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
Don't toy with my Heart (Chucky)
St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day with beer, so let's drink to love.
Am I ap-peeling to you? (Banana Costume)
Can I see your lucky charms?, because you look magically delicious tonight.
Cupid called... he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I didn't know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Pinch me... I'm not wearing green.
Don't worry, those warts on my face aren't anywhere else.
Well, lass, we're the only ones still standing. How about a go?
Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine's Day.
St. Patrick blessed me with luck today because I stumbled upon someone as hot as you.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate Costume)
I would literally give you my hand in marriage. (undead)
Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.
Do you have a name, or can I call you my holiday miracle?
Do you really remember Cleopatra? I'll make you forget her! (Vampire)
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Can I be your midnight kiss? Because I don't want to start the year without you.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Your treat or mine?
Are you a snow angel? Because you've fallen from heaven.
Do you feel the holiday magic too, or is that just the eggnog talking?
Who needs resolutions when I've already resolved to make you smile tonight?
You've turned my New Year's Eve into something I'll never forget.
You must love Halloween! You don't need a costume to look like an angel.
I’ll be your shamash if you promise to guide me home.
Can I take you out? I promise more spark than a menorah.
Could I butter your latke and your heart tonight?
Let's cuddle under menorah light and call it a miracle.
Your smile could start a Hanukkah parade.
I don't need a dreidel; I already know what I spun—you.
Are you the Umoja candle? Because you bring light and pull my family together.
Call me the kinara, because I can't wait to light up your seven nights.
You're my Nia — meeting you feels like finding my purpose.
Every balloon rises, but you’re the only one lifting me up.
If kisses were mishumaa saba, I'd light one for every night with you.
Are you the kikombe cha umoja? Because I want to share my cup with you.
You bring the karamu and I'll bring dessert — let's feast on each other’s smiles.
I’d trade all the vibunzi for one dance with you.
Your smile is brighter than all the red, black, and green combined.
I came for the gifts but stayed for you — mind if I unwrap your heart?
Is your heart an mkeka? I want my story to be part of its weave.
Want to break the wishbone? I'm wishing for a date with you.
Do you have Ujamaa? Because our future together could be prosperous.
You’re my Ujima — I want to build the future with you.
Are you only seven nights? Because I want to celebrate you all year.
You're sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.
Santa dropped me off and said you wished for me?
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I was gonna warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.