If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just so damn hot.
I live in a cage filled with vibrating cedar chips.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
Once you go green, you'll never choose anything in between.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
I'm like a Christmas present, you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I get Cupid to shoot you with that arrow once more?
I'm Dublin my efforts to get you to go out with me.
Are you a four-leafed clover? Cause I think I'm getting lucky tonight.
Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Did you know what a real Irishman wears under his kilt? Nothing... The Irish don't wear kilts.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Thanksgiving dinner isn't the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet, I'm right here.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
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