Pick Up Lines for the Holidays & Celebrations

Our awesome list of all the pick up lines for your Holidays, like Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter and other celebrations.

Top Holiday Pick up Lines

Would it offend you if I humped your leg? (Werewolf)
I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.
If you think I'm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Am I ap-peeling to you? (Banana Costume)
I've got a rubber mask and you've got the candy - let's go trick or treating.
I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
Don't worry, those warts on my face aren't anywhere else.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but he just didn't have the guts.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I don't want your candy, but I'll take your number.
I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
My corn always wear a husk
You're sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.
If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it's cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?
Tonight's menu: Chocolate, candy hearts and you.
This Valentine's Day, let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?
There's an Easter parade in my pants and you're invited!
I'm Irish, wanna taste me lucky charms?

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