You’re like a Christmas cookie—irresistible and perfectly sweet.
Are you Santa’s sleigh? Because you’re carrying all my holiday cheer.
Are you a wreath? Because I want you hanging around my door.
Do you have a candy cane? Because you’ve already hooked my heart.
You’re the marshmallow to my hot cocoa—warm, sweet, and so comforting.
You’re like snow on Christmas morning—magical and rare.
You must be the spirit of Christmas because you’ve filled my heart with joy.
Even Jesus couldn't give you up for 40 days.
There's an Easter parade in my pants and you're invited!
I'm not sure what you're doing for Easter Brunch, but I've got a spicy ham bone with your name on it.
Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?
I may be a ham, but girl I'd treat you egg-cellent.
You look like the body of Christ, given up for me.
I could never Passover you.
Make out with me, I'm very Irish.
I'm a leprechaun, I'm here to rescue you.
I'm the rarest DNA combo in the world. I'm a blue eyed ginger.
Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!
I guess I'm wearing green today.
How about we find out if my rainbow leads to your pot of gold?
Lets compare stories of religious guilt trauma over Corned Beef and Kashmiri chai.
I just want someone to kiss me regardless of country of origin.
Can I have a look at your leprechaun?
Why don't you come catch a leprechaun with me. Maybe together we'll get Lucky!
My lips are like the Blarney Stone - kiss them for good luck.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Do you want to be my little leprechaun? I'll show you where you can find the gold.
I want you like I want a pint of Guinness!
How many shades of green can you name?
Kiss me. I'm not Irish, but we can pretend.
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