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Funny and Cheesy Christmas Pick Up lines

It's the holiday season and you might be a little tired of your family. So here's a list of hilarious pick up lines to use when you go out on the town and meet that Christmas miracle.




The Best Christmas Pick Up lines

If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just so damn hot.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
I'm like a Christmas present, you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I was gonna warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my naughty list.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flake-y person.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Santa dropped me off and said you wished for me?
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it's cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?
Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I've been told I'm a star on top.

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If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just so damn hot.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?