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Funny and Cheesy Christmas Pick Up lines

It's the holiday season and you might be a little tired of your family. So here's a list of hilarious pick up lines to use when you go out on the town and meet that Christmas miracle.




The Best Christmas Pick Up lines

If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just so damn hot.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
I'm like a Christmas present, you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it's cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Santa dropped me off and said you wished for me?
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I was gonna warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my naughty list.
Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flake-y person.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?
I take romance to a new level, I don't cuddle, I hibernate.

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If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just so damn hot.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?