Funny and Cheesy Christmas Pick Up lines

It's the holiday season and you might be a little tired of your family. So here's a list of hilarious pick up lines to use when you go out on the town and meet that Christmas miracle.

The Best Christmas Pick Up lines

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my naughty list.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
Let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flake-y person.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?
So, what will it be, naughty or nice?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I was gonna warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.

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