Funny and Cheesy Christmas Pick Up lines

It's the holiday season and you might be a little tired of your family. So here's a list of hilarious pick up lines to use when you go out on the town and meet that Christmas miracle.

The Best Christmas Pick Up lines

If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just so damn hot.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
I'm like a Christmas present, you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my naughty list.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I was gonna warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Santa dropped me off and said you wished for me?
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?
Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
Let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flake-y person.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it's cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?

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