I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I've been told I'm a star on top.
I take romance to a new level, I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Do you like Jingle Bells? Because you look like you go all the way!
I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk!
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
So, what will it be, naughty or nice?
How about some milk and cookies at my place, for breakfast?
What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?
Are you made of tinsel? Because you light up the room!
Are you a Christmas tree? Because when I see you, I feel all lit up.
Are you a candy cane? Because you're sweet, and I want to hang out with you.
Are you the Grinch? Because my heart just grew three sizes when I saw you.
Are you Christmas magic? Because whenever you're around, everything feels enchanted.
If you were a Christmas cookie, you'd be a "yum"-min' one!
Are you a star on top of the tree? Because you're the shining highlight of my holiday.
Can I take you out for coffee? Because you sleigh me.
Can I take you on a date, or should I just wait for Santa to bring you to me?
Are you a Christmas ornament? Because I want to hang you on my tree.
Is your name Jingle? Because you've got the bells ringing in my heart.
Do you work for Santa? Because you just made my wish list.
Are you made of tinsel? Because you've got that holiday sparkle.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity of Christmas mornings.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine in this winter wonderland?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you under the mistletoe.
Are you made of gingerbread? Because you're one sweet treat.
Can I take you out for a date? I promise it won't be as silent as a night in Bethlehem.
Do you feel the magic in the air, or is that just the Christmas spirit getting to me?
If you were a Christmas movie, you'd be a romantic comedy.
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