Funny and Cheesy Christmas Pick Up lines

It's the holiday season and you might be a little tired of your family. So here's a list of hilarious pick up lines to use when you go out on the town and meet that Christmas miracle.

The Best Christmas Pick Up lines

You are what I want for Christmas.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I'm like a Christmas present, you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Santa dropped me off and said you wished for me?
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I take romance to a new level, I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Do you like Jingle Bells? Because you look like you go all the way!
If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it's cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk!
If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just so damn hot.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
How about some milk and cookies at my place, for breakfast?
What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
If you were a reindeer, you'd be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.

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