Funny and Cheesy Christmas Pick Up lines

It's the holiday season and you might be a little tired of your family. So here's a list of hilarious pick up lines to use when you go out on the town and meet that Christmas miracle.

The Best Christmas Pick Up lines

Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I'm like a Christmas present, you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Santa dropped me off and said you wished for me?
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I take romance to a new level, I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Do you like Jingle Bells? Because you look like you go all the way!
If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it's cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk!
If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just so damn hot.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
How about some milk and cookies at my place, for breakfast?
What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?
You are what I want for Christmas.
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
If you were a reindeer, you'd be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.

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