Funny and Cheesy Christmas Pick Up lines

It's the holiday season and you might be a little tired of your family. So here's a list of hilarious pick up lines to use when you go out on the town and meet that Christmas miracle.

The Best Christmas Pick Up lines

I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I've been told I'm a star on top.
So, what will it be, naughty or nice?
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
You are what I want for Christmas.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I take romance to a new level, I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Do you like Jingle Bells? Because you look like you go all the way!
I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk!
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
How about some milk and cookies at my place, for breakfast?
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because damn that booty's hot.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.

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