The Funniest Lines on the Web

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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

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