Worst Pick Up Lines

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.

The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

Can I copy your dance moves?
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
I'm easy. Are you?
I definitely wouldn't kick you out of bed.
You look familiar.
Are you fertile? I need a favor. (Why?) I need a baby by next summer in order to get my inheritence
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
I know how to please a woman.
I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
You're so pretty, you could be in a beer commercial.
With great penis, comes great responsibility
You MUST have a nice personality.
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!

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Can I copy your dance moves? You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.I'm easy. Are you?