Can I copy your dance moves?
Are you fertile? I need a favor. (Why?) I need a baby by next summer in order to get my inheritence
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
I know how to please a woman.
I definitely wouldn't kick you out of bed.
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
You're so pretty, you could be in a beer commercial.
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
You MUST have a nice personality.
With great penis, comes great responsibility
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
Tag! You're it! then pretend to run away
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!