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Lines Bad Enough to Make the Worst List

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.

The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

Can I copy your dance moves?
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
I'm easy. Are you?
I know how to please a woman.
You look familiar.
I definitely wouldn't kick you out of bed.
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
Are you fertile? I need a favor. (Why?) I need a baby by next summer in order to get my inheritence
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart
You MUST have a nice personality.
You're so pretty, you could be in a beer commercial.
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!
You have a good web-surfing stance.
Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?
I'm in a Boyband called Wrong Direction
With great penis, comes great responsibility
You make me wish I weren't gay!
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Tag! You're it! then pretend to run away
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would choose the lottery. But it would be sooooo close, real close.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Your mom told me to say 'Hi' to you
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Hi, do you believe in one night stands?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Is stalking still cute?
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!

Getting the most from Worst Pick Up Lines

This is the hall of shame: the lines readers voted to the bottom, preserved because terrible has its own uses. Delivered knowingly, a famously awful line becomes a joke about pick up lines — the listener laughs at the genre, and you get credit for the meta-move without risking sincerity.

Read a few aloud with friends and you'll find the other use: nothing bonds a group faster than competitive appreciation of the truly dire.

Hey I know you. Yeah, you're the woman with the million dollar smile!
How much? To buy your heart baby...
I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
Do you believe in modern revelation? cause I believe I'm standing in front of an angel.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream in bed.
What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
I have amnesia - do I come here often?
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
You are what I want for Christmas.
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there
Hi, I have big feet.
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
Who's your friend?
If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
If you're advertising, I'm buying!
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Do you like stars? Cause I know a hotel with 5.
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
Can I have your number so I can call you and apologize in the morning?
Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
So what haven't you been told tonight?
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
Where's your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot!
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Are you from Russia? Cause you're russian my heart rate!
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.