Can I copy your dance moves?
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
I know how to please a woman.
I definitely wouldn't kick you out of bed.
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
Are you fertile? I need a favor. (Why?) I need a baby by next summer in order to get my inheritence
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart
You MUST have a nice personality.
You're so pretty, you could be in a beer commercial.
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!
With great penis, comes great responsibility
You have a good web-surfing stance.
Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?
I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction
You make me wish I weren't gay!
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
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