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Worst Pick Up Lines

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.




The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

Can I copy your dance moves?
Are you fertile? I need a favor. (Why?) I need a baby by next summer in order to get my inheritence
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
I'm easy. Are you?
You look familiar.
I know how to please a woman.
I definitely wouldn't kick you out of bed.
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
You're so pretty, you could be in a beer commercial.
You MUST have a nice personality.
With great penis, comes great responsibility
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
Tag! You're it! then pretend to run away
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!
Hi, do you believe in one night stands?
You have a good web-surfing stance.
Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.

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Can I copy your dance moves? Are you fertile? I need a favor. (Why?) I need a baby by next summer in order to get my inheritence
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.