Worst Pick Up Lines

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.

The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

Can I copy your dance moves?

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Are you fertile? I need a favor. (Why?) I need a baby by next summer in order to get my inheritence

-20

You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.

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I'm easy. Are you?

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You look familiar.

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I definitely wouldn't kick you out of bed.

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I know how to please a woman.

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Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.

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I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction

-13

Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart

-48

What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!

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You're so pretty, you could be in a beer commercial.

-40

You're ugly, but you intrigue me...

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You MUST have a nice personality.

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With great penis, comes great responsibility

-17

I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup

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Tag! You're it! then pretend to run away

-7

Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?

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Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

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Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!

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