Worst Pick Up Lines - Part 4

The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot!
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
Are you from Russia? Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
What's your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!
Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Are those Guess jeans? Cause guess who wants inside them.
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
Your lips look so good. Can I taste your lip gloss?
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
All those curves, and me with no brakes!
You Auto-Complete me.
Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Wanna play Words With Friends With Benefits?
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!

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Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.