You are what I want for Christmas.
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
If you're advertising, I'm buying!
Where’s your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.
So what haven't you been told tonight?
Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
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