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Worst Pick Up Lines - Part 4

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.




The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

You are what I want for Christmas.
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Are we related? Do you want to be?
You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there
Hi, I have big feet.
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.
If you're advertising, I'm buying!
So what haven't you been told tonight?
Who's your friend?
Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
Where’s your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!

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You are what I want for Christmas.Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?Are we related? Do you want to be?