Worst Pick Up Lines

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.

The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
Is stalking still cute?
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Do you believe in modern revelation? cause I believe I'm standing in front of an angel.
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
How much? To buy your heart baby...
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
You are what I want for Christmas.
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.
I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.

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