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Worst Pick Up Lines - Part 8





The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

You know what would look good on you? Me!
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
I don't know how I'll ever get to class on time when it's so easy to get lost in your eyes.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Somebody better call God, cause heaven's missing an angel
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
We haven't even spoken yet and im already on my knees!
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
You're so hot you must've started global warming.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Heaven's missing an Angel.
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.
I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.

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You know what would look good on you? Me!Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.