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Worst Pick Up Lines - Part 8





The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

You know what would look good on you? Me!
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
I don't know how I'll ever get to class on time when it's so easy to get lost in your eyes.
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Somebody better call God, cause heaven's missing an angel
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
We haven't even spoken yet and im already on my knees!
Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
You're so hot you must've started global warming.
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.
I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.

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You know what would look good on you? Me!Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.