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Worst Pick Up Lines - Part 8





The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
I don't normally date models but here's my number.
You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
I don't know how I'll ever get to class on time when it's so easy to get lost in your eyes.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
You know what would look good on you? Me!
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Somebody better call God, cause heaven's missing an angel
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
We haven't even spoken yet and im already on my knees!
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
You're so hot you must've started global warming.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
Heaven's missing an Angel.
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.

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We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!