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Worst Pick Up Lines - Part 5

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.




The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
Can I have your number so I can call you and apologize in the morning?
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.
Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot!
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
Do you like stars? Cause I know a hotel with 5.
Are you from Russia? Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
Are those Guess jeans? Cause guess who wants inside them.
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?

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Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.