GotLines?

Worst Pick Up Lines - Part 5

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.




The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Can I have your number so I can call you and apologize in the morning?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
Are you from Russia? Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot!
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
Do you like stars? Cause I know a hotel with 5.
Are those Guess jeans? Cause guess who wants inside them.
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.
Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?

Next Page

Previous Page    1   2   3   4   5   6   7   8   9  
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.