Worst Pick Up Lines

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.

The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
Hi, I have big feet.
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
If you're advertising, I'm buying!
Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.
Are you from Russia? Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Who's your friend?
So what haven't you been told tonight?
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
Are those Guess jeans? Cause guess who wants inside them.
Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!

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