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Worst Pick Up Lines - Part 5





The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

Your lips look so good. Can I taste your lip gloss?
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo?
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
Were do you hide your wings?
I didn't believed in heaven, until I saw you.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Your so cute its distracting.
Is your dad a jewel thief? because you're a real jem.
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
I think I've seen you somewhere before. You're the same girl from my dream last night.
Is that a shovel in your back pocket? Cuz I'm diggin dat ass!
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
If you don't like turkey, I've got another kind of meat you'd want.
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!
Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?

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Your lips look so good. Can I taste your lip gloss?I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo?