Worst Pick Up Lines

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.

The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

Hi, I have big feet.
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.
If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
If you're advertising, I'm buying!
Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
So what haven't you been told tonight?
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart
Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.
Who's your friend?
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
Do you like stars? Cause I know a hotel with 5.

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