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Offensive Pick Up Lines

Don't get offended, never mind, we don't care. Is your date being a pain? Try one of these inappropriate lines!


The Best Offensive Pick Up Lines

If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You smell… We should go take a shower together.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
You look fabulous! ... for your age.
You smell like trash, may I take you out?

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