If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
You smell… We should go take a shower together.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You look fabulous! ... for your age.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
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