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Offensive Pick Up Lines

Don't get offended, never mind, we don't care. Is your date being a pain? Try one of these inappropriate lines!


The Best Offensive Pick Up Lines

If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
You smell… We should go take a shower together.
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
You look fabulous! ... for your age.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
You smell like trash, may I take you out?

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If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?




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