Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.
Best pick up line comebacks from our users
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
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No, my boyfriend caught me. - Deanna
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
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No but i scraped my knees when i crawled up from hell - Lizzy
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
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are you a flappy bird , cause ill tap you all night - skems
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
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no, but i have a fist & your either gonna stop looking at me, or im gonna have to give you directions to the hospital - colin
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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Some guy used this on me, and I was like: I like it the way it is, with N and O together. - Annie
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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Can I have your picture so the cops know who to look for? - Suzette
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
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Well, you know what they say, silence is golden. - Shelby
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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No but if you keep walking you'll find a sign that says taken - :)
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
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No, but did it hurt when you fell from my ass because you're a piece of shit - Queenk
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
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If I close them, will you just get lost? - Lilly
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
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If you stood in front of the mirror beside a pile of shit, you'd see two piles of shit. - Whitney
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
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Are YOU a parking ticket because I'm not gonna pay for you. - Sky
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
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*Blinks excessively* [what r u doing?] Trying to get you out. - Girl U. Dontno
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
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But if you look on a keyboard, you'll see it says the same thing except "JK" is just underneath U and I. - The girl
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
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No, but I can give you directions to 'Out of My Face'. - Suzette
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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That's okay because N and O are already next to each other. Perhaps it should stop at T because I can't stand U. - pass
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
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Your teeth look crooked. Let me straighten them for you. - Lilah
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
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I hope you didn't press the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button, because you're about to be horribly disappointed. - Lilah
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
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Not until I saw you! - Psychedellicereal
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
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No, they're softball pants. 'Cause I'm outta' your league. - Nicole
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
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dude, if you're into rainbows than I am the wrong gender for you. - linds
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Sure, but next time you walk by just keep going. - Unknown
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
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You'll have an easier time trying to learn French. - Lilah
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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yea, i was going to package it...but we dont carry boxes that small - azn nikka
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
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Good now I don't have to tell you to get lost!🐸☕️ - Maddie_Meow
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
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Good thing your heart gave me a softer landing. Lemmie sweep it up for you. - Blink
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
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Which lips? - Sweet candy
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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You should ask Santa for a bodybag too. - Mimi
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
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I'd rather go hungry. - Lilah
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
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i don't do falling ,somehow it looks painful - ishylluminate
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