Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.
Best pick up line comebacks from our users
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback:
No, my boyfriend caught me. - Deanna
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback:
No but i scraped my knees when i crawled up from hell - Lizzy
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback:
are you a flappy bird , cause ill tap you all night - skems
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Comeback:
no, but i have a fist & your either gonna stop looking at me, or im gonna have to give you directions to the hospital - colin
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback:
Some guy used this on me, and I was like: I like it the way it is, with N and O together. - Annie
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Comeback:
Can I have your picture so the cops know who to look for? - Suzette
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
Comeback:
Well, you know what they say, silence is golden. - Shelby
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Comeback:
No but if you keep walking you'll find a sign that says taken - :)
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback:
No, but did it hurt when you fell from my ass because you're a piece of shit - Queenk
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Comeback:
If I close them, will you just get lost? - Lilly
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Comeback:
If you stood in front of the mirror beside a pile of shit, you'd see two piles of shit. - Whitney
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
Comeback:
But if you look on a keyboard, you'll see it says the same thing except "JK" is just underneath U and I. - The girl
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Comeback:
Are YOU a parking ticket because I'm not gonna pay for you. - Sky
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Comeback:
*Blinks excessively* [what r u doing?] Trying to get you out. - Girl U. Dontno
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Comeback:
No, but I can give you directions to 'Out of My Face'. - Suzette
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback:
That's okay because N and O are already next to each other. Perhaps it should stop at T because I can't stand U. - pass
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Comeback:
Your teeth look crooked. Let me straighten them for you. - Lilah
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
Comeback:
I hope you didn't press the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button, because you're about to be horribly disappointed. - Lilah
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback:
Not until I saw you! - Psychedellicereal
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Comeback:
No, they're softball pants. 'Cause I'm outta' your league. - Nicole
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Comeback:
dude, if you're into rainbows than I am the wrong gender for you. - linds
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Comeback:
Sure, but next time you walk by just keep going. - Unknown
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
Comeback:
You'll have an easier time trying to learn French. - Lilah
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Comeback:
yea, i was going to package it...but we dont carry boxes that small - azn nikka
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Comeback:
Good now I don't have to tell you to get lost!🐸☕️ - Maddie_Meow
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback:
Good thing your heart gave me a softer landing. Lemmie sweep it up for you. - Blink
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Comeback:
Which lips? - Sweet candy
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Comeback:
You should ask Santa for a bodybag too. - Mimi
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
Comeback:
Are you calling me fat? - Batman
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
Comeback:
no its minni *look down at his zipper* i think you can relate - Rebecca
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Comeback:
see that girl over there?, she wants to know do you have a better pickup line=] - future famous
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback:
if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'll put F-T-R-E together
and enjoy a future w/o u - *o*
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback:
no but did it hurt when u were crawling u from hell - yomamma
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Comeback:
Me without you is like a year without rain, trail with no train, an airline with no airplane. I am the west without the best. - Dick johnsons
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback:
ABCDenied - :)
Hi, I have big feet.
Comeback:
Sorry, I don't date clowns. - Mordred
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Comeback:
And if I had a nickel for every time i saw someone as handsome as you, id be poor. - Kt
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Comeback:
Oh yeah? Here's a nickel. Use it to find a new pick-up line. - wtfwasthat
Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Comeback:
Actually, my father is a thief. He's one of America's most wanted. - Rochellu
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Comeback:
Looking for the nearest exit - A
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Comeback:
You can keep on walking,c
As long as you want.
As long as its away from me - Angelina
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
Comeback:
Well, If your clothes are 100% off, then me eyes are 100% closed. - It's me
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Comeback:
you are so naive if you still believe in Santa. Call me when you become an adult. - militarygirl
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Comeback:
r u calling me fat - Samir
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Comeback:
I love for you is like Santa Claus, Non-existent! - Psychedellicereal
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
Comeback:
And if YOU were a triangle, you would be obtuse - Armania
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback:
Did you fall from a mountain because you're ugly as a cow. - Bulltdhgf
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Comeback:
Your brain is as empty as your bed is going to be. - Lilah
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Comeback:
Silly man! Tits are for kids! - STUDkatz
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
Comeback:
Or we could spice it up, and make it French. - Nightshade
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback:
I like it just the way it is, N and O together - Eilsel
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Comeback:
Can you let me walk you home so I say I volunteered for the Special Olympics. - Killer Hanson
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback:
Did it hurt? (did what hurt) when i knocked your buck ass teeth out for being lame. - Whitney
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Comeback:
Thanks. Now I know who to call for the restraining order. - linds
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Comeback:
sorry bud..roads closed till further notice - :b
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Comeback:
And if u were a tear drop, i'd cry my eyes out to get rid of u - lilree
I know how to please a woman.
Comeback:
Your mom doesn't count. - ?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback:
Roses are red, violets are blue, I think I am in love with you - Samantha Jung🎀💕
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Comeback:
Also, ur eyes are like stars... THEY'RE SO FAR APART!! - Wts
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Comeback:
Sorry mate but you're number 9 in my line, comeback another time - toalei28
Are you form Tennessee?
Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
Comeback:
yeah baby, i'd give you one...
out of ten - Jess
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Comeback:
no but can you introduce me to your friend ; D - zan
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Comeback:
My eyes aren't blue...they're brown... - ._.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Comeback:
That's funny, cuz I just lost it - Jenny
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
Comeback:
i think theres something wrong with my phone, its not letting me call 911.
- colin
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
Comeback:
Oh, there's something wrong with my vision... (What?) You're in it. - Langercan
![Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?](/images/lines/did_it_hurt_when_you_fell_girl.jpg)
