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The Best Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

We make finding funny things to say to your friends quick and easy. Why not start with a pick up line? It's simple really; you'll need one if you want to get to know someone at a party, a club or even the beach. Good first impressions are critical whether you want to know someone for just one night or for a lifetime. Coming up with a good pickup line can be easier than you may think, but in the end-- it all depends on your target's mood and personality. Never underestimate the power of a cheesy or corny pickup line, sometimes a cheesy pickup line can be the best thing to break the ice. If you can catch your target off guard and make them laugh or at least smile, you're off to a good start. The right pick up line can produce unimaginable results; although it's up to you to deliver the magic words you should check out our lists of funny pick up lines, cheesy pick up lines, nerdy pick up lines, dirty pick up lines, worst pick up lines, suggestive pick up lines, flattering pick up lines, and even pick up lines for the beach.

Pick Up Lines

Top 5 Rated Pick Up Lines
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

Newest Pick Up Lines
If love requires a tux and a dramatic waddle, consider me fully qualified for you.
Be my branch tonight; I’ll be your favorite koala.
Our love could outlast the oldest tortoise—want that kind of forever?
Let's make waves and leave the shore behind.
You make my lungs fill with sweet, flowery thoughts.

Jokes

Top Rated Jokes
What do you call a big Irish spider? -- A Paddy long legs.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'.
The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load.
I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Newest Jokes
I was going to tell you a time-travel joke, but you didn't like it.
I tried to start a hot air balloon business, but it never took off.
I bought a dictionary and all the pages were blank. I have no words.
Why did the stupid joke get a job? It was tired of being told.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

Insults

Top Rated Insults
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
I'm not saying you're fat, but I heard the cookie jar is considering a restraining order against you.
You're the reason they invented double doors!
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

Newest Insults
I'm not saying you're fat, but when you walk down the street, people think the parade is starting and they all grab a bag of peanuts.
I'm not saying you're fat, but I heard the cookie jar is considering a restraining order against you.
You must be a time traveler from ancient Egypt, because you're definitely a pyramid with a food addiction.
They're so intellectually challenged, they make a box of frozen waffles look like a think tank.
It's not that they're stupid, it's just that their IQ is allergic to intelligence, and their brain is currently having a severe reaction.