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The Best Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

We make finding funny things to say to your friends quick and easy. Why not start with a pick up line? It's simple really; you'll need one if you want to get to know someone at a party, a club or even the beach. Good first impressions are critical whether you want to know someone for just one night or for a lifetime. Coming up with a good pickup line can be easier than you may think, but in the end-- it all depends on your target's mood and personality. Never underestimate the power of a cheesy or corny pickup line, sometimes a cheesy pickup line can be the best thing to break the ice. If you can catch your target off guard and make them laugh or at least smile, you're off to a good start. The right pick up line can produce unimaginable results; although it's up to you to deliver the magic words you should check out our lists of funny pick up lines, cheesy pick up lines, nerdy pick up lines, dirty pick up lines, worst pick up lines, suggestive pick up lines, flattering pick up lines, and even pick up lines for the beach.

Pick Up Lines

Top 5 Rated Pick Up Lines
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Newest Pick Up Lines
You have a nice set of mallets.
Your breath smells like Greenies.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Cat call me.
Doggy style?