The Best Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

We make finding funny things to say to your friends quick and easy. Why not start with a pick up line? It's simple really; you'll need one if you want to get to know someone at a party, a club or even the beach. Good first impressions are critical whether you want to know someone for just one night or for a lifetime. Coming up with a good pickup line can be easier than you may think, but in the end-- it all depends on your target's mood and personality. Never underestimate the power of a cheesy or corny pickup line, sometimes a cheesy pickup line can be the best thing to break the ice. If you can catch your target off guard and make them laugh or at least smile, you're off to a good start. The right pick up line can produce unimaginable results; although it's up to you to deliver the magic words you should check out our lists of funny pick up lines, cheesy pick up lines, nerdy pick up lines, dirty pick up lines, worst pick up lines, suggestive pick up lines, flattering pick up lines, and even pick up lines for the beach.

Pick Up Lines

Top 5 Rated Pick Up Lines
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

Newest Pick Up Lines
You must be a school of fish, because you’ve taught me how to love.
Are you a deep-sea catch? Because I've been searching far and wide for someone like you.
Do you have a tackle box? Because I can't handle how attractive you are.
Are you a river? Because my love for you flows endlessly.
Is your name Fisher? Because you're the perfect catch.


Top Rated Jokes
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder
Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'.
The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.
I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load.

Newest Jokes
I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip.
Getting this job managing a country estate has put me off fried eggs. I'm a gamekeeper turned poacher.
The Hong Kong businessman left a huge estate when he died. It was the great will of China.
The new drive-thru restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses.
If you make candles you are going to need a lot of paraffin-alia.


Top Rated Insults
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
You're the reason they invented double doors!
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Newest Insults
Your car's paint job is a visual abomination, a slap in the face to anyone with even a shred of taste.
Your car's headlights are dimmer than your future prospects, casting a feeble glow on the road ahead.
The tires on your car are as bald as a newborn baby's head, providing about as much grip as a banana peel.
Your car's reliability is non-existent, a ticking time bomb of mechanical failures waiting to ruin your day.
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of tortured souls, assaulting the ears of all who dare to listen.