The Best Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults
We make finding funny things to say to your friends quick and easy. Why not start with a pick up line? It's simple really; you'll need one if you want
to get to know someone at a party, a club or even the beach.
Good first impressions are critical whether you want to know someone for just one night or for a lifetime.
Coming up with a good pickup line can be easier than you may think, but in the end-- it all depends on your target's
mood and personality. Never underestimate the power of a cheesy or corny pickup line,
sometimes a cheesy pickup line can be the best thing to break the ice. If you can
catch your target off guard and make them laugh or at least smile, you're
off to a good start. The right pick up line can produce unimaginable results;
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
Are you an electric heater? Because you’ve warmed my heart completely.
Are you a backflow preventer? Because you keep all my feelings moving forward.
You’re like a heart monitor—always keeping me in rhythm.
You’re like a perfect voltage drop—always smooth and balanced.
Are you a plumber’s apprentice? Because you’ve mastered my heart already.
Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'.
I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load.
The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder
I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip.
Getting this job managing a country estate has put me off fried eggs. I'm a gamekeeper turned poacher.
The Hong Kong businessman left a huge estate when he died. It was the great will of China.
The new drive-thru restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses.
If you make candles you are going to need a lot of paraffin-alia.
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
You're the reason they invented double doors!
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.
Your car's paint job is a visual abomination, a slap in the face to anyone with even a shred of taste.
Your car's headlights are dimmer than your future prospects, casting a feeble glow on the road ahead.
The tires on your car are as bald as a newborn baby's head, providing about as much grip as a banana peel.
Your car's reliability is non-existent, a ticking time bomb of mechanical failures waiting to ruin your day.
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of tortured souls, assaulting the ears of all who dare to listen.
