The Best Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

We make finding funny things to say to your friends quick and easy. Why not start with a pick up line? It's simple really; you'll need one if you want to get to know someone at a party, a club or even the beach. Good first impressions are critical whether you want to know someone for just one night or for a lifetime. Coming up with a good pickup line can be easier than you may think, but in the end-- it all depends on your target's mood and personality. Never underestimate the power of a cheesy or corny pickup line, sometimes a cheesy pickup line can be the best thing to break the ice. If you can catch your target off guard and make them laugh or at least smile, you're off to a good start. The right pick up line can produce unimaginable results; although it's up to you to deliver the magic words you should check out our lists of funny pick up lines, cheesy pick up lines, nerdy pick up lines, dirty pick up lines, worst pick up lines, suggestive pick up lines, flattering pick up lines, and even pick up lines for the beach.

Pick Up Lines

Top 5 Rated Pick Up Lines
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

Newest Pick Up Lines
You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.
Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my date.
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
I would actually like some fries with that shake.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.


Top Rated Jokes
Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'.
Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job.
The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.
I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load.

Newest Jokes
Under the full moon, Hamlet turned into a werewolf. Gazing up at the beautiful moon he came up with the famous line, 'To bay or not to bay...'.
A car can't make you high, but can a bus?
I tried to play the bagpipes, but the sound coming out was off kilter.
When I'm feeling tired at work I just use my smart phone to download a nap.
Psychopaths always see amoral in the story.


Top Rated Insults
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Newest Insults
Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds.
Of course I'll give you a hand, right across the mouth.
I've heard alot about you, now let's hear your side of the story.
You're not the person you used to be, and you never were.
You've given me something to live for, REVENGE.

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