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The Lines That Started All of This

Some pick up lines strand the test of time. Some are variations on the classics but have the same, if not better results. If you're looking for a sure thing then we've got the list of some of the best lines you'll ever find.

The Best Classic Pick Up Lines

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person I know? (hold up a mirror)
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
More Classic Pick Up Lines categories: Are You · Happy to See Me · Your Number · If I'm wrong
Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?
If I had to rate you out of 10 I'd rate you a 9... because I am the one that you are missing!
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business.
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on!
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Wanna get some coffee, Because I like you a Latte
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
I had a pick up line but, your beautiful eyes continue to interrupt me.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Summer's over, because you're about to fall for me.
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.
Are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
You know, beautiful is my favorite color. (girl) that's not a color.(boy) its the color of your eyes.
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
I just want you to know, I think you have beautiful eyes but I bet they're no match for that beautiful soul you have.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?
Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.
Heaven's missing an Angel.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
You're so hot you must've started global warming.
We haven't even spoken yet and im already on my knees!
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
I don't normally date models but here's my number.
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
You know what would look good on you? Me!
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
I don't know how I'll ever get to class on time when it's so easy to get lost in your eyes.
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste?
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
You know, it'd be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
More categories: Are You · Happy to See Me · Your Number · If I'm wrong
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.