GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Openers Angling for a Phone Number

One of the main goals of using a pick up lines if to get their number! So here's a list of classic pick up lines variations asking for that number. Some creative, some get right to the point but most are pretty damn funny.

Pick Up Lines to get that Number

I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?
My friends over there wants your number so he knows where to call me in the morning.
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it
I must have a nuerodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.
Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.
Are you a football jersey? Because I'd love to wear your number.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but he just didn't have the guts.
Can I have your number so I can call you and apologize in the morning?
Excuse me ma'am, there has been an heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
I don't want your candy, but I'll take your number.
Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.
What's your number? Err I mean your name?
They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
Can I get your number? One call, that's all.
I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?
Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.
I know what you can give up for Lent... your number... to me.
Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?
Are you a football team? Because I want to be your number one fan.
Are you taking drink requests, or can I request your number instead?
I'm horsing around for your number
Ssssweetheart, what's your number?
I'd start a revolution for your number.
They said make a wish, so I wished for your number.
How am I supposed to plan the big Irish wedding without your number?
I’m not after your pot of gold, just your number.
I don’t need a spoon – I just need your number.
Lelouch Vi Britannia commands you to give me your number.
Forget phishing—I’d rather fish for your number.
I’d whitelist your number in my life’s firewall.
I’m not Heisenberg, but I’m uncertain how I’ll function without your number.
Girl, I am a data scientist, and I need more data from you. What is your number?
Call me a banker: I've got a hot portfolio and your number should be on it.
Is your number printed on that tag? Because I'd like to call you.
Can I get your number? I prefer calls to static announcements.
Can I get your number or should I just follow you through the crowd?
Can I steal a dance and maybe your number before the lights come up?
I'd share my peanuts and my secrets — will you share your number?
I’d hop through a field of carrots just to get your number
Is your number private like an appointment book? Mind if I pencil myself in
I RSVP'd to fate and it says to ask the receptionist for your number.
Slip me your number like a contractor slips a bid under a door.
My toolbox is full, but it’s missing your number.
I’m lost in your woods—can I use your number as a map?
I’ll trade you one eucalyptus-scented kiss for your number.
Can I steal a dance and your number like a sly Cinco bandit?
If we were at the altar right now, I’d still ask for your number afterward.
Hand me your number and I'll hand you the tongs.
If I recite the Nguzo Saba, will you recite your number?
Your outfit stole the party—can mine steal your number?
Call the coach, I need a play to win your number.
May I have your number, or should I just memorize your face for portrait mode?
I traded my wings for your number.
I want to be your number on the jersey and in your phone.
Forget the autograph line — can I have your number instead
I collect languages but I'd trade them all for your number.
Is your number in my contacts or should I go through translation apps?
Do you take cash? Because I'd trade all my coins for your number.
Is your number on the receipt? Because I think it was printed when I bought you.
Is your number on the deli board? I need your special order in my life.
Is your number on the receipt? Because I want to keep proof we met.
Mind if I take your number in exchange for a pack of gum?
Can I steal your number like someone steals samples? Promise to return the favor.
Is your number written in Sharpie on a to-go cup? I'd risk it for you.
Is your number printed on the side of a Slurpee cup? I’ll take it.
Lost my keycard—mind if I use your number to get back into happiness?
I didn't need a wake-up call, just your number.
I won't ask for exact change—just your number will do.
Are we at roulette? Because my heart keeps landing on your number.
Is your number for sale? I'll offer coffee and a slightly higher price than the competition.
I came to bargain for a vase, left with a crush. Mind if I bargain for your number?
Give me your number and I'll throw in a free guided tour of my favorite stalls.
Can I get a consultation? My only ailment is missing your number
Is your number on the shelf? Because I'd like to check you out
Do you take returns on bad jokes? Because I’ll trade for your number
Is your number barcoded? Because I'm scanning for a match
Is this cape complimentary with your number?
Do you do scalp massages? Mine is tense waiting for your number.
I thought I needed antibiotics… turns out I just needed your number.
I don't want your beads, but I will catch your number
I don't want your beads, what I really want is your number.
What's your sign? I’m hoping it’s the one that says “give me your number.”
Are you Saturn? Because your rings are impressive, but I’d still like your number.
Your beauty has no time limit, but my courage is about to expire—can I get your number?
You must be tired—you’ve made my brain run laps, and now it’s asking for your number.
Is this samsara, or do I keep circling back to ask for your number?
My qi may be unbalanced, but your number could restore it.
I’m feeling a powerful manifestation: your number appearing in my phone.
Are you a talisman? Because carrying your number would improve my luck dramatically.
I’m looking for a little one love; may I start with your number?
I’m not a pilgrim, but I’d travel any distance to ask for your number.
I don’t need a leading to ask for your number; your smile already led me here.
My heart is practicing simplicity: it wants only your number.
You’re so attractive, I forgot whether I wanted sugar or your number.