Jamaican me think about things I have never thought about and having you on my bed is one.
Were you affected by the radiation in Japan? Because you are just glowing.
Chica, you’re like a Pinata, cause I’d definitely hit that!
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
I'll make you see the northern lights!
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
I'm not talking about books when I tell you I'll take you across the border.
I like my girls like I like my rice white, hot and steamy.
Ladies if you saw how good I take care of my yards, just imagine how I'd take care of your heart.
Are you Mexican cause you're my Juan and only.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout.
It is safe to say that you are from Tokyo? Because I want to get in Ja-panties.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Girl, you're the fried to my rice, the solution to my equation, and the squint to my eyes.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.
My friends have been calling me a Loonie, because I'm crazy about you.
When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
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