Hey girl, are you the British economy? Because I want to give you a weak pound.
On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
Jamaican me think about things I have never thought about and having you on my bed is one.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout.
Hey! Cabezona! Come here girl.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
I'll make you see the northern lights!
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
I'm not talking about books when I tell you I'll take you across the border.
Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?
You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.
You must be from Quebec because my feelings for you are Mont-real.
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