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Pick Up Lines by Ethnicity, Race and Nationality

It doesn't matter where you're from, we have the pick up lines for you. Surprise that hottie with a witty pick up line. In English of course.

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Were you affected by the radiation in Japan? Because you are just glowing.
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Let me roll up your rim.
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Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
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I'll make you see the northern lights!
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Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.
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Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
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Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
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My friends have been calling me a Loonie, because I'm crazy about you.
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Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
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Jamaican me think about things I have never thought about and having you on my bed is one.
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On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
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I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
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Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
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Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
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Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
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Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
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Chica, you're like a Pinata, cause I'd definitely hit that!
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Ladies if you saw how good I take care of my yards, just imagine how I'd take care of your heart.
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I like my girls like I like my rice white, hot and steamy.
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You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
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I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
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It is safe to say that you are from Tokyo? Because I want to get in Ja-panties.
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I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
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Are you Mexican cause you're my Juan and only.
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I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout.
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I'm not talking about books when I tell you I'll take you across the border.
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Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
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When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.
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Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
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Girl, you're the fried to my rice, the solution to my equation, and the squint to my eyes.
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Were you affected by the radiation in Japan? Because you are just glowing. Let me roll up your rim. Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?