You turn me on like a rice cooker.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. just got muy gordito.
Jamaican me think about things I have never thought about and having you on my bed is one.
Chica, you’re like a Pinata, cause I’d definitely hit that!
Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
I'll make you see the northern lights!
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
Hey girl, are you the British economy? Because I want to give you a weak pound.
I'm not talking about books when I tell you I'll take you across the border.
On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout.
Are you British? Because I wanna pound.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Baby, you like the rice. Because I never get sick of you.
You must love eating eggplants because you body is Bangen.