Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Jamaican me think about things I have never thought about and having you on my bed is one.
Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
I'll make you see the northern lights!
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
Ladies if you saw how good I take care of my yards, just imagine how I'd take care of your heart.
I'm not talking about books when I tell you I'll take you across the border.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout.
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
Chica, you’re like a Pinata, cause I’d definitely hit that!
Hey girl, are you the British economy? Because I want to give you a weak pound.
Baby, you like the rice. Because I never get sick of you.
I like my girls like I like my rice white, hot and steamy.
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