Were you affected by the radiation in Japan? Because you are just glowing.
I'll make you see the northern lights!
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.
My friends have been calling me a Loonie, because I'm crazy about you.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Jamaican me think about things I have never thought about and having you on my bed is one.
Chica, you’re like a Pinata, cause I’d definitely hit that!
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
I like my girls like I like my rice white, hot and steamy.
Ladies if you saw how good I take care of my yards, just imagine how I'd take care of your heart.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
It is safe to say that you are from Tokyo? Because I want to get in Ja-panties.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Are you Mexican cause you're my Juan and only.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout.
I'm not talking about books when I tell you I'll take you across the border.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Girl, you're the fried to my rice, the solution to my equation, and the squint to my eyes.
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