GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Flirting From Around the World

Every country and culture has its own flirting traditions, and this page pulls them together — Irish, Italian, Mexican, Jamaican, Indian, Scottish and plenty more. These are our pick up lines by nationality and background, ranked by reader votes, and they range from affectionate cultural in-jokes to lines that only work if you can manage the accent. They suit travel, language exchanges, and anyone proud enough of where they are from to enjoy a joke about it. The ones that do well are the ones written with fondness. Readers have reliably voted down anything that reads as a cheap stereotype.

The Best Nationality

Were you affected by the radiation in Japan? Because you are just glowing.
I'll make you see the northern lights!
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
My friends have been calling me a Loonie, because I'm crazy about you.
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Jamaican me think about things I have never thought about and having you on my bed is one.
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
Let me roll up your rim.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
Chica, you're like a Pinata, cause I'd definitely hit that!
I like my girls like I like my rice white, hot and steamy.
Ladies if you saw how good I take care of my yards, just imagine how I'd take care of your heart.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
It is safe to say that you are from Tokyo? Because I want to get in Ja-panties.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Are you Mexican cause you're my Juan and only.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout.
I'm not talking about books when I tell you I'll take you across the border.
When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Girl, you're the fried to my rice, the solution to my equation, and the squint to my eyes.
Miss Sweetnees…ef mi was babylon (police) mi would haffi charge with the crime of niceness cyan done
Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material
Baby you full a curves like the pad aisle!
Gal Mi wan pose wid yuh likah domino
Baby you skin clean like dunce pikni book!
Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pants tonigh.
Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cause I'd like to lose your top.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
I have tea.
Hey girl, are you the British economy? Because I want to give you a weak pound.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Will you be my baerrito?
I'll eat you like a dingo eats a baby.
Hey! Cabezona! Come here girl.
Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.
Mami are ju a man, cause you can be the Juan.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Baby, you like the rice. Because I never get sick of you.
We can do coffee or do it twice, either way I'll get you a double double.
Girl, you're thicker than Baffin Island.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
You're the keema to my somosa.
I'd like to say hello to your kitty.
Those Jamaican eyes are totally getting to me must you stare at me that way, so tempting, girl.
My eyes may seem small but I've got a HUGE personality!
Baby although you shape like KFC fries, mi still waa rub you dung
Beg yuh a kiss nuh, tings hard an mi cyan afford fi buy sweetie
I hope Jamaican yourself feel okay because I bet I can make you feel better with my hands.
Do you like whales? 'Cause we can go hump back at my place.
Baby a weh u get dah bumpa deh?
Mi love yuh more than cook food
Do you have yellow fever? Because I can be your cure.
Girl you body set up good like the ice inna me freezer!
Lets take a wok to my place.
Why don't we dim sum lights?
Are you from China? Because I'm China ask you out on a date.
My hands are frozen. Can I put them in your pants?
I put the 'laid' in 'Adelaide'.
Wanna play in the Bush?
Hey, you like chorizo?
Wanna ride on my kangaroo?
Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony...
There's a fiesta in my gauchos and you and your maracas are definitely invited!
Are you Welsh? Because I'll make you Wale.
Can I didgeridoo you?
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
I'm like a boomerang; I just keep comin' back to ya.
I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs. Un-fertilized por favor.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
Are you British? Because I wanna pound.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Can I be the fortune in your cookie?
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. just got muy gordito.
I know karate.
Yow empress, yuh look good enuh
Can I stuff your taco with my beef?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
If you open your eyes you will see how much I love you.
It is a good thing my eyes are so small because you're the only thing I see, and it's beautiful.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you're steeling my heart.
Seeing you makes my face turn red with passion. No, I haven't been drinking!
Those are some pretty nice Rocky Mountains you've got there.
Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
May I add my guacamole to your taco?
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk? I'm a very taco-tive person.