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Very British Chat Up Lines

Here are some very British chat up lines. You'll need to be British to get most of these so go on and impress your British crush with some witty lines.




Top British Pick Up Lines

Hey girl, are you the British economy? Because I want to give you a weak pound.
Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Are you British? Because I wanna pound.
Are you Welsh? Because I'll make you Wale.
I have tea.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Are you from Sheffield? Because you're steeling my heart.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.
You are the sun the never sets on the British empire.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I don't mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.

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Hey girl, are you the British economy? Because I want to give you a weak pound.
Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.