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Very British Chat Up Lines

Here are some very British chat up lines. You'll need to be British to get most of these so go on and impress your British crush with some witty lines.




Top British Pick Up Lines

I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Hey girl, are you the British economy? Because I want to give you a weak pound.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
I have tea.
Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
Are you Welsh? Because I'll make you Wale.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Are you British? Because I wanna pound.
I don't mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Ever been in Devon? No? Would you like Devon to be in you?
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you're steeling my heart.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.

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I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Hey girl, are you the British economy? Because I want to give you a weak pound.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?