Very British Chat Up Lines

Here are some very British chat up lines. You'll need to be British to get most of these so go on and impress your British crush with some witty lines.

Top British Pick Up Lines

Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.

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I have tea.

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Hey girl, are you the British economy? Because I want to give you a weak pound.

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Are you British? Because I wanna pound.

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Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.

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You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.

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You can be the queen of my kingdom.

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Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.

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Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?

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Are you Welsh? Because I'll make you Wale.

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Are you from Sheffield? Because you're steeling my heart.

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You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.

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Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

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I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.

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If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.

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The dying British soldiers won't be the only ones screaming in the night.

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I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.

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Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"

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Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.

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Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.

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Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.

Hey girl, are you the British economy? Because I want to give you a weak pound.