Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Hey girl, are you the British economy? Because I want to give you a weak pound.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Are you British? Because I wanna pound.
Are you Welsh? Because I'll make you Wale.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you're steeling my heart.
You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
The dying British soldiers won't be the only ones screaming in the night.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.
Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.
Ever been in Devon? No? Would you like Devon to be in you?
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