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Very British Chat Up Lines

Here are some very British chat up lines. You'll need to be British to get most of these so go on and impress your British crush with some witty lines.




Top British Pick Up Lines

Hey girl, are you the British economy? Because I want to give you a weak pound.
Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
I have tea.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Are you from Sheffield? Because you're steeling my heart.
Are you British? Because I wanna pound.
You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
The dying British soldiers won't be the only ones screaming in the night.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you Welsh? Because I'll make you Wale.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"

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Hey girl, are you the British economy? Because I want to give you a weak pound.
Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.