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Very British Chat Up Lines

Here are some very British chat up lines. You'll need to be British to get most of these so go on and impress your British crush with some witty lines.




Top British Pick Up Lines

Hey girl, are you the British economy? Because I want to give you a weak pound.
Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Are you British? Because I wanna pound.
Are you Welsh? Because I'll make you Wale.
I have tea.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.
If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you're steeling my heart.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
You are the sun the never sets on the British empire.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.

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Hey girl, are you the British economy? Because I want to give you a weak pound.
Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?