Pick Up Lines for Aussies

Pick up lines for those from down under. If you fancy an Aussie then you may need a clever pick up line to impress.

The Best Aussie Pick Up Lines

Wanna try an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but down under.

I'mma climb you like a koala bear.

I put the 'laid' in 'Adelaide'.

I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!

I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.

If you were the waves and I was the surfer I would leave get out.

I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout.

Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?

I'm like a boomerang; I just keep comin' back to ya.

I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.

How about a kanga-root?

Let's pretend you're a croc so we can wrestle!

Wanna play in the Bush?

Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night? maybe we can repeat tonight?

You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.

You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.

Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.

I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.

I'll eat you like a dingo eats a baby.

Would you like to come home with me and pet my kangaroo?

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