I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Wanna try an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but down under.
I'mma climb you like a koala bear.
I put the 'laid' in 'Adelaide'.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
If you were the waves and I was the surfer I would leave get out.
I'll eat you like a dingo eats a baby.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Let's pretend you're a croc so we can wrestle!
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night? maybe we can repeat tonight?
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Would you like to come home with me and pet my kangaroo?
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