Pick Up Lines for Aussies

Australian flirting runs on directness and taking the piss, which is a combination that suits chat-up lines rather well. This is our set of Australian pick up lines, ranked by reader votes, complete with the accent, the slang, the wildlife and a great deal about things that can kill you. They work in Australia, on Australians abroad, and on anyone who enjoys being insulted affectionately. Expect drop bears, barbecues and at least one line about how everything down under is dangerous, which is doing precisely the double duty you expect.

The Best Aussie Pick Up Lines

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I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout.

I'll eat you like a dingo eats a baby.

Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?

Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony...

I'm like a boomerang; I just keep comin' back to ya.

I put the 'laid' in 'Adelaide'.

Wanna ride on my kangaroo?

Can I didgeridoo you?

Wanna play in the Bush?

Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.

You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.

I wanna get lost in your Outback.

Can I see the little joey in your pouch?

Do u have Australian in you? Would u like some?

Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.

Do you want to Australian Kiss? It's like the French kiss only down under.

Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.

That's right; I'm bigger'n the Sydney Tower.

I got a sauso Sanga in me pants and I'm happy to see ya!

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.

Let's boomerbang!

I'm interested in working in your penal colony.

Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!

Are you the ex leader of the Aus Democrats because I'd love to explore your Ridgeway.

I'mma climb you like a koala bear.

Would you like to come home with me and pet my kangaroo?

Wanna play hide the Koala?

I'd like to take a safari in your outback.

Are you from Australia? Cuz I'd like to visit you down under.

I got a pois'nous snake in me pants, wanna see it?

You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.

If you were the waves and I was the surfer I would leave get out.

I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.

I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!

I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.

I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.

Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.

Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night? maybe we can repeat tonight?

Let's pretend you're a croc so we can wrestle!

How about a kanga-root?