I'll make you see the northern lights!
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.
My friends have been calling me a Loonie, because I'm crazy about you.
I'm not like the other Canadians you meet.
Can I sink my Edmund Fitzgerald in your lake Kitchi-gummi?
My hands are frozen. Can I put them in your pants?
Do you like whales? 'Cause we can go hump back at my place.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
We can do coffee or do it twice, either way I'll get you a double double.
Girl, you're thicker than Baffin Island.
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