On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
I'll make you see the northern lights!
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
You must be from Quebec because my feelings for you are Mont-real.
When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.
I'd like to mountie you! Sorry, was that rude?
My friends have been calling me a Loonie, because I'm crazy about you.
I'm not like the other Canadians you meet.
Can I sink my Edmund Fitzgerald in your lake Kitchi-gummi?
My hands are frozen. Can I put them in your pants?
Those are some pretty nice Rocky Mountains you've got there.
Do you like whales? 'Cause we can go hump back at my place.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
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