I'll make you see the northern lights!
On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
You must be from Quebec because my feelings for you are Mont-real.
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.
I'd like to mountie you! Sorry, was that rude?
My friends have been calling me a Loonie, because I'm crazy about you.
When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.
My hands are frozen. Can I put them in your pants?
Those are some pretty nice Rocky Mountains you've got there.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
Do you like whales? 'Cause we can go hump back at my place.
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
We can do coffee or do it twice, either way I'll get you a double double.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
You've got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
Newfoundland isn't the only thing that's rock hard.
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