I'll make you see the northern lights!
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.
When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
My friends have been calling me a Loonie, because I'm crazy about you.
My hands are frozen. Can I put them in your pants?
Do you like whales? 'Cause we can go hump back at my place.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
We can do coffee or do it twice, either way I'll get you a double double.
Girl, you're thicker than Baffin Island.
You must be from Quebec because my feelings for you are Mont-real.
Churchill isn't the only place where you can pet a polar bear.
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