I'll make you see the northern lights!
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.
When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
My friends have been calling me a Loonie, because I'm crazy about you.
My hands are frozen. Can I put them in your pants?
Do you like whales? 'Cause we can go hump back at my place.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
We can do coffee or do it twice, either way I'll get you a double double.
Girl, you're thicker than Baffin Island.
You must be from Quebec because my feelings for you are Mont-real.
Churchill isn't the only place where you can pet a polar bear.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Those are some pretty nice Rocky Mountains you've got there.
I'd like to mountie you! Sorry, was that rude?
Newfoundland isn't the only thing that's rock hard.
I'll be the McSorely to your Gretzky.
Hey, how about you come and check out my moose?
Do you think you're going to meet someone in Iowa?
I'm not like the other Canadians you meet.
Can I sink my Edmund Fitzgerald in your lake Kitchi-gummi?
You know the Mounties? Well how about you Mount Me?
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