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Very Canadian Pick Up Lines

If you have a crush on a Canadian then you may want to get friendly with some of our Canadian pick up lines. From beavers, to Mounties to maple syrup and more, we have it all.




The Best Canadian Pick Up Lines

On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
I'll make you see the northern lights!
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.
You must be from Quebec because my feelings for you are Mont-real.
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.
I'd like to mountie you! Sorry, was that rude?
My friends have been calling me a Loonie, because I'm crazy about you.
I'm not like the other Canadians you meet.
Can I sink my Edmund Fitzgerald in your lake Kitchi-gummi?
My hands are frozen. Can I put them in your pants?
Let me roll up your rim.
Those are some pretty nice Rocky Mountains you've got there.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
Do you like whales? 'Cause we can go hump back at my place.
We can do coffee or do it twice, either way I'll get you a double double.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.

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On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
I'll make you see the northern lights!