You must be Niagara Falls because you've got me moist.
I've got a house in Shaughnessy Heights.
Won't you please open your Northwest Passage and let me hike your tundra?
Do you wanna roll up my rim?
Sorry to bother you but would you wanna play a little hide the sausage with me?
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I'd spend all my money on you.
Let's go to my place. I'd like to show you my puck collection.
Is that a mini Inuksuk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You're so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Hey baby, my truck has remote start!
I don't play football, but I'm definitely a rough rider.
Why don't we go back to the rink and you can show me how you handle your stick.
I can last the entire Cabot Trail.
I want to Winnipeg your Regina.
I won't quit until Huron top of me.
Please harvest my Cavendish potatoes.
I put the MAN in Manitoba.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Did you use Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Do like Theodore Tugboat and tug.
You look sexy even in layers.
Are you a shale basin? ‘Cause I'd frack you.
Bulls aren't the only thing I know how to ride.
Are you a Bluenoser? 'Cause you're a dime.
My body is "Yours to discover".
It's so cold I can't feel my thighs! Can you feel my thighs?
Vancouver isn't the only thing getting wet tonight.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
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