Funny and Cheesy Food Lines

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.

Top Food Related Lines

What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.
I like you a latte, mocha it a date?
If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of anything charming to say.
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don't wanna share.
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
You mocha me crazy!
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.
I don't want a pizza you, I want the whole pie.
Your pizza is $16.69 but I'll throw in my number for free.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.

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