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Funny and Cheesy Food Lines

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.




Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.
I really like your carboys.
Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.
Hey I was wondering about the diameter of your pancakes?
You're just my cup of tea!
I just kept ordering coffee so you'd talk to me. Now I just have to pee.
I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Do you believe in love at first sip or should I take another?
I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place!
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Did you just fall from heaven? Because you look as tasty as an angel food cake.
If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
Would you like to see my whopper?

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You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.
I really like your carboys.
Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.