Funny and Cheesy Food Lines

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.

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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
Your pizza is $16.69 but I'll throw in my number for free.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
You're like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I like you a latte, mocha it a date?
Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.
I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.
If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.
I don't want a pizza you, I want the whole pie.
Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.

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