Funny and Cheesy Food Lines

Food is the safest possible subject for an opener: everyone eats, everyone has opinions, and nobody is offended by being compared to something delicious. This page collects our food pick up lines, ranked by reader votes, spanning pizza, chocolate, coffee, breakfast, takeaways and most things in between. They work in restaurants, supermarket aisles, kitchens and on any app where the other person has listed a favourite cuisine. The puns are unapologetic — expect a great deal of hot, sweet, spicy and snack — and the voting suggests nobody minds that in the slightest.

Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

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Girl do you like to drink tea? Because you're so pretea.

Hey I was wondering about the diameter of your pancakes?

I can't believe they don't serve Everclear in this place!

So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?

I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.

You can come to bread with me, if you'd like.

Hey chef, are you a recipe? Because you have all the ingredients to make me melt.

What time do you get off? Well what time are you done work?

You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?

I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.

I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.

I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans.

Like a fine bottle of wine, I'd like nothing more than to lay you sideways.

Rye can't I stop thinking about you!

Do you open for breakfast?

Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.

I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?

I really like your carboys.

Do you believe in love at first sip or should I take another?

You're just my cup of tea!

You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.

I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!

What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.

Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.

There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.

Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.

I want to slam dunk your face with my face.

You are the roux to my veloute.

Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.

Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.

I wanna see you rise all night long.

Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!

Are you a plain bagel? Because I like you with nothing on.

Girl is your face from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it.

Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.

The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

Coffee, tea, or just more of me?

Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.

My coffee isn't hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?

Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.

I can feel something brewing between the two of us.

Girl you're making me a high-maintenance Starbucks customer because you're extra hot and I like it.

If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of anything charming to say.

Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

My cup of tea isn't the only thing that's sweet around here.

Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.

Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.

Baby, I really knead you right now.

Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.

You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, dark and strong.

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

I heard bacon goes well with bourbon, shall we?

Are you from the pancake house? Cause I just wanna stack on top of you.

I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.

I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?

I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.

Are you bread? Because I knead you.

If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.

Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...

I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.

Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.

No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.

Are you dating anyone? Because I want you to be my BAE-gle.

Can I take your internal temperature?

Hey baby, wanna lick my spoon?

Dinner tastes better at my place.

Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.

Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don't wanna share.

For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.

Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?

I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.

Hey baby, wanna pull my pork?

I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.

I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!

Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.

Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.

Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?

I like you a latte, mocha it a date?

My coffee is really hot, but you're hotter.

I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.

I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.

Are you breakfast? Cause you're the greatest thing ever.

I just kept ordering coffee so you'd talk to me. Now I just have to pee.

I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.

I really want to flip your pancakes.

Baby, you're the creme to my brulee.

Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.

I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.

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