You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.
I really like your carboys.
Hey I was wondering about the diameter of your pancakes?
You're just my cup of tea!
I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.
Do you believe in love at first sip or should I take another?
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place!
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
You are the roux to my veloute.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.
I just kept ordering coffee so you'd talk to me. Now I just have to pee.
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