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Funny and Cheesy Food Lines

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.




Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.
Hey I was wondering about the diameter of your pancakes?
You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.
I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.
Do you believe in love at first sip or should I take another?
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
You're just my cup of tea!
I really like your carboys.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place!
I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
My coffee isn't hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?

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Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.
Hey I was wondering about the diameter of your pancakes?
You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.