Funny and Cheesy Food Lines

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.

Top Food Related Lines

The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.
What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of anything charming to say.
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don't wanna share.
I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.
I like you a latte, mocha it a date?
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
My coffee is really hot, but you're hotter.
You mocha me crazy!
You're like the scent of coffee, you get me out of bed in the morning.

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