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Funny and Cheesy Food Lines

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.




Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

Hey I was wondering about the diameter of your pancakes?
Girl do you like to drink tea? Because you're so pretea.
You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.
I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.
You're just my cup of tea!
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Do you believe in love at first sip or should I take another?
I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place!
You can come to bread with me, if you'd like.
Are you a plain bagel? Because I like you with nothing on.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I really like your carboys.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
Do you open for breakfast?
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
Rye can't I stop thinking about you!
So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?
I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans.
Like a fine bottle of wine, I'd like nothing more than to lay you sideways.
I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
You are the roux to my veloute.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
I wanna see you rise all night long.

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Hey I was wondering about the diameter of your pancakes?
Girl do you like to drink tea? Because you're so pretea.
You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.