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Funny and Cheesy Food Lines

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.




Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

Hey I was wondering about the diameter of your pancakes?
You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.
I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.
Do you believe in love at first sip or should I take another?
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place!
Girl do you like to drink tea? Because you're so pretea.
You're just my cup of tea!
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I really like your carboys.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.
Do you open for breakfast?
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Are you bread? Because I knead you.
Are you a plain bagel? Because I like you with nothing on.

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Hey I was wondering about the diameter of your pancakes?
You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.
I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.