Funny and Cheesy Food Lines

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
I like you a latte, mocha it a date?
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
I don't want a pizza you, I want the whole pie.
Your pizza is $16.69 but I'll throw in my number for free.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
You're like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.
Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.
If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.
Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.
Babe you're hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don't wanna share.
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

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