Funny and Cheesy Food Lines

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.

Top Food Related Lines

I like you a latte, mocha it a date?
What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
I don't want a pizza you, I want the whole pie.
Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.
Your pizza is $16.69 but I'll throw in my number for free.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
Girl you're making me a high-maintenance Starbucks customer because you're extra hot and I like it.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
You're like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I really envy the coffee cup that's lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.
You mocha me crazy!
If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.
Babe you're hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.

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