Chef and Cook Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines for Chefs, Bakers, Cooks and anyone that works in the kitchen. We're here to server up some steaming hot lines to get you that date.

The Best Chef

Baby, you're as hot as capsaicin!

Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?

Are you a hot pan? Cause you're sizzling hot.

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.

Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet cuz you have a fine grind goin on.

Can I take your internal temperature?

What's a guy gotta do to get into your mixing bowl?

I just wanna baste your tenderloins with my hot butter.

Dinner tastes better at my place.

Hey baby, wanna pull my pork?

Hey baby, wanna lick my spoon?

I don't want to sound corny, but I think you're a-maize-ing.

I know we've just met, but will you marinade me?

Girl, you're finer than my ground pepper!

How about we skip the hors d'oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?

I can bone out 5 chickens in 10minutes, just think of the sexual implications.

I can do amazing things to your tongue.

Girl, you're so fine I could sift flour with you.

I love you as much as I love oyster sauce.

I'd like to casserole you. That's done slowly for about four hours.

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