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Pick Up lines for Wine Lovers

Who doesn't like wine? They won't be able to resist you with our delectable list of wine pick up lines. It doesn't matter what vintage or terroir they crave, the only thing they'll want is you.

Top Wine Pick Up lines

I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.
I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans.
I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?
Like a fine bottle of wine, I'd like nothing more than to lay you sideways.
I really like your carboys.
You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.
I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.
I promise, I'll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.
You should keep drinking. I have heard wine makes me sexy.
If I was going to name a bottle of wine, I'd name it after you.
People say I'm a barrel of fun.
The view of the full moon in my vineyard is magnificent ... would you like to come over with a few friends and see it?
I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.
The way you look at me is making me turn as red as that glass of wine, please don't stop.
Hi. Can I get you a drink?
I'm driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard ... would you like to be my co-pilot?
Your flawless beauty is like the wine in a bottle and still better than ever at this very moment.
You are like a bottle of fine wine. I want to take my time sipping and smelling you.
Would you like to see me peel a grape with my teeth and my tongue?
I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?
Weather like this makes me just want to sit around a fire and drink wine all day.
I was sent a bunch of bottles of ultra-expensive California Cabernets to review and I could sure use another palate! Want to come back to my place and help?
Do you like books? I heard Been Doon So Long is the perfect bedtime story.
This date is going so well, how about we drop everything and open a winery together. I've got the money, you've got the ideas and the connections, and we both have great taste in wine.