You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.
I really like your carboys.
I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans.
Like a fine bottle of wine, I'd like nothing more than to lay you sideways.
I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?
I'd abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
If I was going to name a bottle of wine, I'd name it after you.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
The gophers around here are quite clever and have found ingenious places to hide. Do you mind if I check for one in your tunnels?
This wine is good, but I know just the food pairing that would take it to a whole nother level.
You're eyes are as sparkling as this glass of Champagne.
Put down that Moscato d'Asti. You are sweet enough already.
I think a woman improves with age – like fine wine.
You and I sounds like the name of the next great wine. Are you game?
If I poured you a glass, I'd use my good stemware.
If you were starring in a movie about wine, which character would you be?
I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.
Would you like to go for a vineyard tour next month -- in Italy?
I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.
You need a wine tasting partner? Because I ‘m something of a wine geek.
Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of wine, and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?
May I put my bung in your barrel?
If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.
If I tasted you, I'd roll you around with my tongue for hours.
I'm local, organic and biodynamic – wanna taste?
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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