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Great Coffee Related Pick Up Lines

Coffee is the default first date, which makes it fertile ground for openers. This is our full set of coffee pick up lines, ranked by reader votes, covering espresso, lattes, beans, grinding and the barista behind the counter. They work in a queue, at a cafe table, over a work coffee run, or when you are trying to turn a caffeine habit into a conversation. Some lean on the obvious puns — brewing, steaming, being someone's cup of — and readers have kept those near the top regardless, which tells you something about how well the obvious ones actually work.

Top Coffee Lines

Do you believe in love at first sip or should I take another?
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
My coffee isn't hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Girl you're making me a high-maintenance Starbucks customer because you're extra hot and I like it.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of anything charming to say.
If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, dark and strong.
I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
My coffee is really hot, but you're hotter.
I like you a latte, mocha it a date?
I love the way you espresso yourself.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Java number I can call you up at?
Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us.
Let's make like this coffee and get steamy!
Can I be the cream to your coffee?
You mocha me crazy!
You're like the scent of coffee, you get me out of bed in the morning.
I bet you get asked out on a latte of dates.
I can't get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.
You roast my heart.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
You're like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I really envy the coffee cup that's lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
I like my baristas like I like my coffee, hot, sweet, and creamy.
Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.
If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.
This must be decaf, cause you're just dreamy!
Can I buy you a Starbucks Trenta or were you looking for something bigger?
If you behave, I might let you empty my knockbox.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Been thinking about you a latte.
If you can't make good morning coffee, its ok cause I got you as my morning coffee.