Use our awesome list of vegan and vegetarian pick up lines to get that date. Go out for a salad and maybe some yoga after?
The Best Vegan and Vegetarian Pick Up Lines
I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.
Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...
Ya wanna mix vitamins?
I want to stuff you like a Tofurkey.
I would like to give a kiss tofu.
I'll eat Hip Whip on anything.
If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
Protein, did you say protein? I have endless amounts of protein if needed.
The World's Sexiest Vegetarian is looking for models, can I submit your picture?
Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?
What's your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
I know all the E-numbers.
Your organic shirt looks great on you, can I touch it?
Boy if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber.
Forget the vegan jerky; I'll do some primal stripping for you any day.
Hey baby, wanna come over and scramble my tofu?
Hey, babe, how about some of this late summer veggie gazpacho?
How vegan are you again? oh I can be advised about nutrition for hours.
I've been looking for a seitan worshipper like you my whole life.
I've heard that I taste like nooch--wanna confirm?
Meat is murder, but meat's gonna make you scream.
Yours is the only meat I will ever put in my body.
I'll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.
You're a vegan? Let me toss a salad for you.
You're a hot chick... pea eater.
Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans?
Baby, you marinate my tempeh.
If you're not getting enough protein, I can certainly help.
Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won't be cheesy
