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Pick-up Lines for Vegetarians and Vegans

Use our awesome list of vegan and vegetarian pick up lines to get that date. Go out for a salad and maybe some yoga after?




The Best Vegan and Vegetarian Pick Up Lines

I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.
I bought some new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?
Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...
I want to stuff you like a Tofurkey.
I'll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.
You’re a vegan? Let me toss a salad for you.
You’re a hot chick... pea eater.
Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans?
Baby, you marinate my tempeh.
If you’re not getting enough protein, I can certainly help.
Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy
I’m willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.
Yours is the only meat I will ever put in my body.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?
I bet you could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
If I give you my number will you promise to kale me?
Can I cover you in agave nectar?
Baby, you have the passion and figure of a Vegan.
Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
How do you get your protein?
I know all the E-numbers.
I would like to give a kiss tofu.
I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.
If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
Protein, did you say protein? I have endless amounts of protein if needed.
The World's Sexiest Vegetarian is looking for models, can I submit your picture?
Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?
What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?

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I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.
I bought some new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?
Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...