Pickup Lines for Every Place You Go

Where you are shapes what you can get away with saying. A line that works at a beach bar would be strange in a library, and this page sorts by exactly that. These are our pick up lines by place, ranked by reader votes, covering bars, gyms, beaches, airports, supermarkets, libraries, coffee shops and plenty of other locations. Find wherever you happen to be standing and you get material that fits the setting rather than fighting it. Browse the locations below, or start with the top-rated lines across all of them.

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I love a man with a raised bed.

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they wouldn't be able to create a work of art as beautiful as you.

If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.

You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.

I'd love to be your final destination.

You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.

Girl, you're so fetch

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you're hot.

Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.

Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.

Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you're a well-rounded person!

My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.

Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off, I'd love to put another one in u.

I know a great recovery for jet lag.

Are you a slippery pool deck? Because I'm falling for you.

I love a good South of the border crossing.

Are you the pool? Because you make me wet.

If I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.

Are you ready to board?

I assure you I can last longer than any jet engine that you know of right in this bed.

Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?

Are you shelf 301C? Because I've been searching everywhere for you.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady

It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

So, you like gardening?

They say not to judge a book by it's cover but I don't even know you and I'm checking you out.

Can I claim your baggage?

You excite me more than the cast list being posted.

There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.

I brought an extra air mattress, would like to lay out in the pool with me?

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

Hey girl you lookin' like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty!

Are you our last tech rehearsal? Because you make me sleep deprived.

Are you a mic pack? because i want you in my pants.

Wanna go float on the lazy river, and not be lazy?

You make me feel the way I do right before I go onstage.

Let's sneak off to the reference section and make little citations.

Are you a lead in a musical? Because I want you so badly.

Is that a hardcover, or are you just happy to see me?

If you were a book, I'd need glasses, because you'd definitely be fine print.

Like the dewey decimal system? I'm the do-it decimal system.

If you were a peacock, I'd still prefer your personality over your feathers.

You must be the Lord of my flies, because they'll only unzip for you.

Found the poetry section. May I take you back in the stacks and read you some verses?

Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.

There are so many books here but I want to read you.

You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.

I think you might have mistaken me for a library bookâ€¦ you've been checking me out all day.

I may not be a cataloger, but I bet I can find a place to fit you in.

That's a nice dog, does it have a phone number?

Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?

I am looking for a leash free relationship

I love to be pawed

I'm a poodle in the streets but a bulldog in the sheets

I wanna can your cucumbers.

You're like my college audition monologue: memorable, rare, and utterly perfect for me.

I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.

To be, or not to be in bed with me? That is the question.

I'll climb you like Valjean climbed the barricade.

You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.

A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.

I want to eat you like a redneck eating an elephant ear at the county fair.

You look fetching today!

Aren't you the model from my figure drawing class?

I would give anything to be your personal item.

If you were a script, I'd never go off book.

I want to ride you like a roller coaster. Just try not to puke.

Are you the departure board? Because my plans revolve around you.

Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.

Are you Hamilton tickets? Because I'd do literally anything to make you mine.

Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin' me!

Your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.

Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.

Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.

Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid?

Is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

You get jet lag every time? I bet I can show you how fast I recover right now!

We can even do it doggy style, don't worry, I bet the airplane has some nice cabins.

Your broccoli heads are so big!

Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass!

If I were an art critic, I'd give you a ravishing review.

I may not be an Yves Klein, but I'd be pretty blue if I couldn't get your phone number.

I'd better put on my conservation gloves, because you're too beautiful to handle.

If you were Marina Abramovic I would sit in the MoMA lobby and stare at you all day.

You seem to be a good fir up inside my cockpit, you can finally see my cock at last.

Are you saying you want my log ride?

If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.

That ticket stub won't be the only thing that gets torn up tonight!

I got some suga for ya

I think the soil needs some double digging.

If we are in the airport, I would give you a thorough body scan, babe.

Can I interest you in some of my compost?

I think you have been a bad boy, leaving your luggage unattended, I must punish you.

In the airport, I am willing to let all my personal feelings fly towards you, baby.

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