Funny Pickup Lines for Any Place

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I love a man with a raised bed.

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they wouldn't be able to create a work of art as beautiful as you.

If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.

I'd love to be your final destination.

Girl, you're so fetch

Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you're a well-rounded person!

Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.

You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you're hot.

My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.

Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.

You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.

Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off, I'd love to put another one in u.

I know a great recovery for jet lag.

Are you a slippery pool deck? Because I'm falling for you.

I love a good South of the border crossing.

Are you the pool? Because you make me wet.

If I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.

Are you ready to board?

I assure you I can last longer than any jet engine that you know of right in this bed.

Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?

Are you shelf 301C? Because I've been searching everywhere for you.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady

It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

So, you like gardening?