If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they wouldn't be able to create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
I know a great recovery for jet lag.
Are you shelf 301C? Because I've been searching everywhere for you.
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.
I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off, I'd love to put another one in u.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Are you a slippery pool deck? Because I'm falling for you.
I love a man with a raised bed.
You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
Are you a new costume because i want to get inside you.
That ticket stub won't be the only thing that gets torn up tonight!
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
They say not to judge a book by it's cover but I don't even know you and I'm checking you out.
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