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Pick Up Lines by Place - Part 3





The Best Places

We can even do it doggy style, don't worry, I bet the airplane has some nice cabins.
You get jet lag every time? I bet I can show you how fast I recover right now!
If I were an art critic, I'd give you a ravishing review.
I may not be an Yves Klein, but I'd be pretty blue if I couldn't get your phone number.
I'd better put on my conservation gloves, because you're too beautiful to handle.
If you were Marina Abramovic I would sit in the MoMA lobby and stare at you all day.
Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.
The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.
Your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.
Aren't you the model from my figure drawing class?
Are you our last tech rehearsal? Because you make me sleep deprived.
Are you a mic pack? because i want you in my pants.
You make me feel the way I do right before I go onstage.
Are you a lead in a musical? Because I want you so badly.
Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.
You're like my college audition monologue: memorable, rare, and utterly perfect for me.
To be, or not to be in bed with me? That is the question.
I'll climb you like Valjean climbed the barricade.
You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.
If you were a script, I'd never go off book.
Are you Hamilton tickets? Because I'd do literally anything to make you mine.
Are you the cast list? Because I can't stop looking at you.
Are you method acting because you're really in my head.
Unlike everyone else in Les Miserables, my love for you will never die.
Are you that line I screwed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.
That ticket stub won't be the only thing that gets torn up tonight!
Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass!
Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid?
Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.
I got some suga for ya

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We can even do it doggy style, don't worry, I bet the airplane has some nice cabins.
You get jet lag every time? I bet I can show you how fast I recover right now!
If I were an art critic, I'd give you a ravishing review.