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Pick Up Lines by Place - Part 3





The Best Places

Are you an antiques collector? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years.
I may not be an Yves Klein, but I'd be pretty blue if I couldn't get your phone number.
I'd better put on my conservation gloves, because you're too beautiful to handle.
If you were Marina Abramovic I would sit in the MoMA lobby and stare at you all day.
Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.
The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.
Your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.
Aren't you the model from my figure drawing class?
You make me feel the way I do right before I go onstage.
You excite me more than the cast list being posted.
Are you a lead in a musical? Because I want you so badly.
Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you're hot.
You're like my college audition monologue: memorable, rare, and utterly perfect for me.
You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.
If you were a script, I'd never go off book.
Are you Hamilton tickets? Because I'd do literally anything to make you mine.
Are you the cast list? Because I can't stop looking at you.
Are you method acting because you're really in my head.
Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.
That ticket stub won't be the only thing that gets torn up tonight!
Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass!
Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid?
I got some suga for ya
Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin’ me!
Hey girl you lookin’ like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty!
Is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.
Are you saying you want my log ride?

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Are you an antiques collector? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years.
I may not be an Yves Klein, but I'd be pretty blue if I couldn't get your phone number.
I'd better put on my conservation gloves, because you're too beautiful to handle.