Are you saying you want my log ride?
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
If I were an art critic, I'd give you a ravishing review.
I may not be an Yves Klein, but I'd be pretty blue if I couldn't get your phone number.
I'd better put on my conservation gloves, because you're too beautiful to handle.
If you were Marina Abramovic I would sit in the MoMA lobby and stare at you all day.
Is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.
You have borrowing privileges with me any time.
Hey girl you lookin' like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty!
If you were a script, I'd never go off book.
I think we should start a family tree.
Unlike everyone else in Les Miserables, my love for you will never die.
Are you that line I screwed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.
You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.
I'll climb you like Valjean climbed the barricade.
To be, or not to be in bed with me? That is the question.
You're like my college audition monologue: memorable, rare, and utterly perfect for me.
Are you Hamilton tickets? Because I'd do literally anything to make you mine.
That ticket stub won't be the only thing that gets torn up tonight!
Your broccoli heads are so big!
Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.
Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass!
I wanna can your cucumbers.
Are you a lead in a musical? Because I want you so badly.
You make me feel the way I do right before I go onstage.
Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.
Your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.
Are you method acting because you're really in my head.
Aren't you the model from my figure drawing class?
