I want to eat you like a redneck eating an elephant ear at the county fair.
You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.
Wanna go float on the lazy river, and not be lazy?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?
I would take you to the movies but they don’t allow snacks.
Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.
I know I'm not a library book but I can tell when you're checking me out.
Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.
Girl are you a public pool because I see a lot of poor people going in and out of you.
Wanna come jump in the pool with me? Cause you just caught me on fire.
Is that celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I don't need the captain to remind me about the upright position.
Are you a new costume because i want to get inside you.
You must be opening night, because my heart races when I'm close to you.
Unlike everyone else in Les Miserables, my love for you will never die.
Are you that line I screwed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's featured length.
Girl you be the 6, I'll be the 9, that's only time you'll be less than a dime.
Do you like roller coasters? Because I can send you on a ride you won’t forget.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.
See that painting? I'd buy it for you if I had a million dollars.
This film ain't the only thing that has a monster in it.
Why are you alone, honey, with your beauty, it should be a crime to travel all alone, really.
I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?
How about I take you to IMAX and then I make you climax?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in swimming pool with me.
I'm a wealthy neglected housewife and you're a pool boy. It's practically required by law that you do me.
Wanna join the 9-foot-deep-end-of-the-pool club?
Your nickname should be 'Pool Tile,' because you’re slippery when wet.
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