Your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.
You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.
Are you a single rider, because I'm a single rider too?
Is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
We can even do it doggy style, don't worry, I bet the airplane has some nice cabins.
I want to eat you like a redneck eating an elephant ear at the county fair.
If I were an art critic, I'd give you a ravishing review.
I want to ride you like a roller coaster. Just try not to puke.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?
I would take you to the movies but they don't allow snacks.
Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.
I know I'm not a library book but I can tell when you're checking me out.
Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.
Wanna come jump in the pool with me? Cause you just caught me on fire.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's featured length.
You must be opening night, because my heart races when I'm close to you.
Do you like roller coasters? Because I can send you on a ride you won't forget.
Are you a new costume because i want to get inside you.
Girl you be the 6, I'll be the 9, that's only time you'll be less than a dime.
I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...
Girl are you a public pool because I see a lot of poor people going in and out of you.
I don't need the captain to remind me about the upright position.
Is that celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.
This film ain't the only thing that has a monster in it.
Why are you alone, honey, with your beauty, it should be a crime to travel all alone, really.
I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?
How about I take you to IMAX and then I make you climax?
