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Pick Up Lines for Gardeners and Plant Lovers

We've got the best list of gardening related pick up lines. You can plant a seen with our funny pick up lines and see if anything grows from it.




The Best Garden Pick Up Lines

I love a man with a raised bed.
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
I wanna can your cucumbers.
Don't worry, I'm 100% organic and locally grown.
I think we should start a family tree.
Your broccoli heads are so big!
I think the soil needs some double digging.
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
Is that celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?
Wait until you see my tangerines.
Can I trim your bushes?
So, you like gardening?
I'd love to get into your plants!
I left my watering can at home but I can still make it grow.
There's something so organic to the way you use your hands.
You're rosebush or mine?
Want to cross pollinate?
If I were your gardener I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together
You're so sexy you make me want to flower.
If I were a gardener, You'd be my hoe.
You're like a sweet honeybee stinging my heart.
Will you let me water your bushes?
Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?
You could plant some seeds in my back garden!
How juicy are your pumelos?
Your heirloom tomatoes are the juiciest I have ever tasted.
You must be a garden, cause I'm digging you.

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I love a man with a raised bed.
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.My roses aren't the only things with long stems.