Pick Up Lines for Gardeners and Plant Lovers

We've got the best list of gardening related pick up lines. You can plant a seen with our funny pick up lines and see if anything grows from it.

The Best Garden Pick Up Lines

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.

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My roses aren't the only things with long stems.

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I wanna can your cucumbers.

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I love a man with a raised bed.

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Don't worry, I'm 100% organic and locally grown.

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I think we should start a family tree.

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Girl, you smell like straight up lavender. A whole field of them.

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I think the soil needs some double digging.

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Can I interest you in some of my compost?

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Is that celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?

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Wait until you see my tangerines.

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Can I trim your bushes?

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So, you like gardening?

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I'd love to get into your plants!

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I left my watering can at home but I can still make it grow.

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There's something so organic to the way you use your hands.

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You're rosebush or mine?

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Want to cross pollinate?

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If I were your gardener I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together

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If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.

My roses aren't the only things with long stems.

I wanna can your cucumbers.