Pick Up Lines for Gardeners and Plant Lovers

We've got the best list of gardening related pick up lines. You can plant a seen with our funny pick up lines and see if anything grows from it.

The Best Garden Pick Up Lines

My roses aren't the only things with long stems.

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.

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Don't worry, I'm 100% organic and locally grown.

I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?

I can't wait to show you my private garden.

Is that rhubarb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking in my garden forever.

I wanna can your cucumbers.

Wait until you see my tangerines.

Is that celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Can I trim your bushes?

So, you like gardening?

I love a man with a raised bed.

I'd love to get into your plants!

I left my watering can at home but I can still make it grow.

I think we should start a family tree.

There's something so organic to the way you use your hands.

You're rosebush or mine?

Want to cross pollinate?

If I were your gardener I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together

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