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Pick Up Lines for Gardeners and Plant Lovers

We've got the best list of gardening related pick up lines. You can plant a seen with our funny pick up lines and see if anything grows from it.


The Best Garden Pick Up Lines

My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
Don't worry, I'm 100% organic and locally grown.
I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?
I can't wait to show you my private garden.
Is that rhubarb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking in my garden forever.
I wanna can your cucumbers.
Wait until you see my tangerines.
Is that celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Can I trim your bushes?
So, you like gardening?
I love a man with a raised bed.
I'd love to get into your plants!
I left my watering can at home but I can still make it grow.
I think we should start a family tree.
There's something so organic to the way you use your hands.
You're rosebush or mine?
Want to cross pollinate?
If I were your gardener I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together

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My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.Don't worry, I'm 100% organic and locally grown.




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