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Pick Up Lines for Gardeners and Plant Lovers

We've got the best list of gardening related pick up lines. You can plant a seen with our funny pick up lines and see if anything grows from it.




The Best Garden Pick Up Lines

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
I wanna can your cucumbers.
I love a man with a raised bed.
Don't worry, I'm 100% organic and locally grown.
I think we should start a family tree.
Girl, you smell like straight up lavender. A whole field of them.
I think the soil needs some double digging.
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
Is that celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?
Is that rhubarb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Wait until you see my tangerines.
Can I trim your bushes?
So, you like gardening?
I'd love to get into your plants!
I left my watering can at home but I can still make it grow.
There's something so organic to the way you use your hands.
You're rosebush or mine?
Want to cross pollinate?

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If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
I wanna can your cucumbers.