Pick Up Lines for Gardeners and Plant Lovers

We've got the best list of gardening related pick up lines. You can plant a seen with our funny pick up lines and see if anything grows from it.

The Best Garden Pick Up Lines

Is that celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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My roses aren't the only things with long stems.

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If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.

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I wanna can your cucumbers.

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I love a man with a raised bed.

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Don't worry, I'm 100% organic and locally grown.

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Can I interest you in some of my compost?

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I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?

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Is that rhubarb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Wait until you see my tangerines.

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Can I trim your bushes?

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So, you like gardening?

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I'd love to get into your plants!

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I left my watering can at home but I can still make it grow.

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I think we should start a family tree.

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There's something so organic to the way you use your hands.

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You're rosebush or mine?

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Want to cross pollinate?

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If I were your gardener I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together

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You're so sexy you make me want to flower.

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Is that celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

My roses aren't the only things with long stems.

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.