Dog Park Pick Up Lines

The Best Dog Park Pick Up Lines

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Girl, you're so fetch

I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady

A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.

You look fetching today!

That's a nice dog, does it have a phone number?

I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.

I'm a poodle in the streets but a bulldog in the sheets

I love to be pawed

I am looking for a leash free relationship

Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?

I brought treats for the dogs, but you’re the one I’d like to spoil.

If tail wags are a love language, my dog is definitely translating for me.

You and your dog are a package deal? Perfect—I love a two-for-one crush.

Is your dog named Cupid? Because one look at you and I’m hit.

Your dog has a great human; mind if I get to know the human?

I’m no expert in obedience, but I’d happily follow you to the snack bar.

I’m trying to teach my dog “speak,” but your smile has left me speechless.

Did your dog steal my ball, or did you steal my heart?

You’re so fetching, I’m starting to understand the hype.

I think my dog just followed your dog because they sensed we’d make a great pair.

Are you a fire hydrant? Because my dog and I both need to stop and admire you.

You must be the park’s favorite person, because even my dog keeps staring at you.

I’d sit, stay, and roll over if it meant getting your number.

Can our dogs have a playdate, and can we accidentally call it a date-date?

Are you a squeaky toy? Because you make my heart go eek-eek-eek.

You must be a professional walker, because you just walked straight into my heart.

Can I meet your dog, or should I admit I’m really here to meet you?

Our dogs are sniffing out a connection. Should we give them our numbers?

I’d gladly get lost in this park if you promised to help me find your Instagram.

Do you have a map, or did your dog just lead me straight to my soulmate?

Are you the treat pouch? Because everyone wants to be near you.

If your dog approves of me, can I apply for the position of favorite park person?

My dog says you’re cute, and frankly, I trust their judgment more than mine.

I’m not just throwing you a line—I’m throwing a compliment: you’re incredibly fetching.

Do you have a spare leash? I seem to be tied up in thoughts of you.

I was going to ask your dog for permission, but I’m hoping you’ll say yes first.

You’re the only distraction my dog hasn’t been trained to ignore.

Is your dog a pointer? Because they keep pointing me toward you.

Are you a dog whistle? Because you’ve got my attention from across the park.

You have the kind of smile that deserves its own dog park.

I came for the dogs, but your smile just made me forget how fetch works.

What a great looking dog â€“ can I pet you â€“ I mean him?

Is it warm out here or are you in heat?

You. Me. Bacon.

Do you pee here often?

You can pee on my fire hydrant any time.

You had me at ruff.

Is your dog a matchmaker? Because the moment I saw you, my tail started wagging.

Are you a tennis ball? Because I’d chase you anywhere in this park.

Your dog has great taste—I was hoping you were the one holding the leash.

Do you believe in love at first sniff, or should our dogs introduce us again?

Your dog’s leash is tangled, but I’m the one getting wrapped up in you.

Are you a treat? Because my heart just sat, stayed, and rolled over for you.

If our dogs are already best friends, should we let them arrange our second date?

Is this the off-leash area, or did you just set my heart free?

Your dog is adorable, but I’m pretty sure you’re the real pup-arazzi-worthy one.

Can I borrow a tennis ball? I need an excuse to bounce back and talk to you.

I’d share my last dog biscuit with you, and I don’t make promises like that lightly.

Our dogs have chemistry. Should we test ours over coffee?

I’m not barking up the wrong tree, am I, if I ask for your number?

Your dog may be well-trained, but I’m the one hoping you’ll come when called.

I must be a puppy, because I’m completely distracted by you.

If you were a dog toy, you’d be the one I never want to drop.

Is your name Rover? Because you’ve got my heart roaming in your direction.

I’m looking for a forever home—would your heart have room for one more?

Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?

Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.

My dog is humping your dog. It must be fate!

Pick Up Lines for Dog Lovers to use at a Dog Park

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