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Science Pick Up Lines for Every Subject

Science is a gift to anyone writing an opener: every subject comes with its own vocabulary, and most of it sounds suggestive if you say it slowly. This page gathers the best lines from all our science and school-subject categories (chemistry, physics, biology, astronomy, math, ecology, psychology, geography, history and linguistics), ranked by reader votes. Pick a subject below for the full list, or start here with the lines that have already won the most votes.

Top Rated Science Pick Up Lines

If my love for you was a volcano, it's status would be, active!
You want to take a trip down South tonight?
Your eyes are brighter than Sirius.
You are the Higgs Boson of my life, because without you my universe won't 'matter'.
My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.
The climate in my heart has been warmer and slightly more humid ever since I met you.
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
You're sweeter than 3.14
You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
You must be a star, I can't stop orbiting around you.
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You're more special than relativity.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
You must be the North Star, because the light around you guided me here.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
Damn, girl, you're hotter than Chicago in 1871.
The only greater landmass than the continent of Asia is the mass contained in these arms [flex arms, raise one eyebrow].
You must be Saturn, Because I feel attracted to you even when I'm a million miles away!
Are you the moon? Because even when it's dark you still seem to shine.
Are you Phineas Gage? Because I lost my mind for you.
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
I'm so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.
You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
Your name must be Andromeda, 'cause we are destined to collide.
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
Chemists do it on the table periodically.
If you ask Thomas Paine, he'll tell you that dating me is Common Sense.
Baby you're hotter than Rome under Nero.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn't keep me from you!
I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?
I'm not being obtuse but you're acute girl.
Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna make some data?
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless...
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

Getting the most from Science Pick Up Lines

The best science lines work because the listener has to know a little to get them. Use them on people who actually like the subject: a lab partner, a fellow student, the friend who corrects everyone's units. Said to someone who hated chemistry at school, even a good one just sounds like homework.

Keep the science accurate. A pun built on a real concept earns a laugh, and a playful correction is half the fun; one built on a mistake earns only the correction.

Can I have your significant digits?
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury, because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?
You must be the one for me, because my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
My name's Bond. Covalent Bond.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water.
Let's head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn't just a theory.
Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
You raise my oxytocin levels.
Your smile is warmer than hydrogen plasma.
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you're looking right.
I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Girl you must be blue, because you're the hottest star around right now.
I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
I've got my ion you, baby!
You've got the curves, I've got the angles.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love we could make an ocean together.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
Are you from Mars? 'cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity.
My love for you goes on like the number pi.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you're the bomb!
Girl you flood my dopamine neurotransmitters.
Your beauty is as rare as a Venus eclipse.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s
When I'm near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because baby, you take my breath away.
Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!
Are you up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight?
They say the Marianas Trench is the deepest point in the world, but clearly they've never looked into your eyes.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.
When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
If I was a knight in shining armor, would you lower your drawbridge for me?
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
If I were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
Can I plug my solution into your equation?
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it is always increasing.
Baby, you give me sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia every time I see you.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.