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Science Pick Up Lines for Every Subject - Part 2


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Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.
You must be a good benzene ring because you are pleasantly aromatic.
My favorite attractive force is van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
I'm no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
If you were an element you'd be Francium because you're the most attractive.
You must be related to Tesla because you're electrifying.
You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
Might I integrate your curves tonight?
You and Me = Grand Unification
Hey, are you a river that's prone to flooding, because you'll get some hard engineering tonight
Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.
Even the O2 you exhale is fiz-ine!
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
According to the Similarity Attraction Effect, I must be attractive because you're beautiful.
Baby are you tired because you've been running through my reticular formation all day.
Girl you put me in an altered state of consciousness.
You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.
Girl I've got some allostatic load for you right here.
Don't mind me observing you, I'm just doing some case study.
You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
Let's get together sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?
In accordance to the Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now.
Top quark or bottom quark?
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Let's build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!
You spin my heart like a globe.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Are you Jefferson Davis? 'Cause you're making the south rise.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I would really like to bisect your angle.
I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us.
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
Hey baby, what's your resonance frequency?
In this entire universe, all I want is you.
You're sweeter than fructose.
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
You are a photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
The Nile isn't just a river in Egypt. It's also something I can't do regarding my feelings for you!
The status of certain groups of islands in the sea between Japan and China may be disputed, but my love for you isn't!
Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you're making me drool.
I think I've discovered my supersymmetric partner.
I must have a nuerodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.
We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us.
You must be the Higgs Boson particle, because I have been colliding, and colliding and I finally found you.
I want to explore you like a National Geographic journalist.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
My eyes stick to you like histones on DNA.
If you were President, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I've ever encountered.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Hey, nice asymptote.
How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you.
Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
Your smile is like a supernova...brighter than anything in the universe.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine...
Would you allow me to experience what's beyond your Event Horizon?
Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?
Hey baby, will you let me socially penetrate your triangular theory of love?
Hey baby you shine so bright I want to be your co-orbital companion!
Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?
Is your medulla inflamed? Because you made my heart skip a beat!
I'll be a prisoner, you be a guard. Abuse me!
You activate my nucelus accumbens like no other.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Your ego may be saying 'no', but your id is giving me a tongue bath.
Let me be your nebula so you can be my baby star.
Are you the sun? Because you're my center of the universe.
Baby you're so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it.
Do come lay on my couch... With me.
Of all the Stars in all the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.
You're into threesomes? Great, 'cause I've got split personality.
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
What is you sine?
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?
Who's your daddy? Do I remind you of him?
Mississippi River Delta? No, you're my Mississippi River Alpha!
Wanna expand my polynomial?
When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Are you an angel! Or maybe I'm just dizzy from altitude sickness.
Let me Freudian slip into you tonight.
Right now we're islands. Let's be an archipelago.
You are the greatest perception of my heart's delusion!
If I said Marco, would you say Polo?
Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.
The inhibition markers on my DNA must be blocked, because I can't seem to stop myself from hitting on you.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
You are the glue that links my Okazaki strands together.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
You remind me of my mother.