You are the Higgs Boson of my life, because without you my universe won't 'matter'.
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna make some data?
You're more special than relativity.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?
Your smile is warmer than hydrogen plasma.
Might I integrate your curves tonight?
Let's head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn't just a theory.
Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
I've got my ion you, baby!
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
Even the O2 you exhale is fiz-ine!
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