Physics Pick Up Lines

The Best Physics Pick Up Lines

You're more special than relativity.

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Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.

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You and Me = Grand Unification

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According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

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You are the Higgs Boson of my life, because without you my universe won't 'matter'.

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In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.

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Might I integrate your curves tonight?

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I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.

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Top quark or bottom quark?

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You must be the Higgs Boson particle, because I have been colliding, and colliding and I finally found you.

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Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?

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Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

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Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s

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I've got my ion you, baby!

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You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.

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Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.

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Your smile is warmer than hydrogen plasma.

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I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

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Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

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Even the O2 you exhale is fiz-ine!

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Physics Pick Up Lines

The Best Physics Pick Up Lines

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