You are the Higgs Boson of my life, because without you my universe won't 'matter'.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
You're more special than relativity.
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna make some data?
Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?
Might I integrate your curves tonight?
Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Your smile is warmer than hydrogen plasma.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
I've got my ion you, baby!
Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
Even the O2 you exhale is fiz-ine!
You and Me = Grand Unification
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