You are the Higgs Boson of my life, because without you my universe won't 'matter'.
You're more special than relativity.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna make some data?
Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?
Your smile is warmer than hydrogen plasma.
Might I integrate your curves tonight?
Let's head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn't just a theory.
Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I've got my ion you, baby!
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
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