Openers With Real Force Behind Them

Physics hands you gravity, attraction, force, mass and relativity, which is close to an unfair advantage when writing chat-up lines. This is our full run of physics pick up lines, ranked by reader votes. They suit students, lecturers, lab partners and anyone who has strong feelings about Schrodinger's cat. Expect jokes about being drawn to someone with a force proportional to something, at least one about relative motion, and a few genuinely elegant ones that only work if the other person knows the equation. Delivered to the right audience these are charming. To the wrong one they are homework.

The Best Physics Pick Up Lines

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You are the Higgs Boson of my life, because without you my universe won't 'matter'.

You're more special than relativity.

Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.

I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna make some data?

Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?

Let's head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn't just a theory.

Your smile is warmer than hydrogen plasma.

I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.

Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

I've got my ion you, baby!

You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.

Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s

Are you up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight?

Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.

Might I integrate your curves tonight?

You and Me = Grand Unification

Even the O2 you exhale is fiz-ine!

You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.

Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?

Top quark or bottom quark?

In accordance to the Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now.

I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us.

Hey baby, what's your resonance frequency?

I think I've discovered my supersymmetric partner.

We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us.

You must be the Higgs Boson particle, because I have been colliding, and colliding and I finally found you.

Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.

Wanna expand my polynomial?

I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What is you sine?

Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?

I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?

I'm attracted to you more than an electron is attracted to a proton.

Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.

Is it just disproportionate gravitational force or are your eyes just a Great Attractor?

Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.

Wanna couple our equations tonight?

Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry gave you a tan.

Let's exchange fermions!

Hey baby, wanna get together and make our own Grand Unified Theory?

Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.

I can recite pi out to 50 decimal places.

You are spreading your hotness everywhere like an exothermic reaction.

Was that drink magnetic? 'Cause you are attractive.

You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits.

Hey baby, what's your quantum number?

What's your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?