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Physics Pick Up Lines

Get physical with our exciting list of Physics themed Pick Up Lines.




The Best Physics Pick Up Lines

You're more special than relativity.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna make some data?
You are the Higgs Boson of my life, because without you my universe won't 'matter'.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?
Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Your smile is warmer than hydrogen plasma.
Might I integrate your curves tonight?
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
I've got my ion you, baby!
Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Even the O2 you exhale is fiz-ine!
You and Me = Grand Unification

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You're more special than relativity.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna make some data?
You are the Higgs Boson of my life, because without you my universe won't 'matter'.