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Funny Star Wars Pick Up Lines

Star Wars is common ground with an enormous number of people, and the vocabulary — the Force, lightsabers, the dark side — bends into flirting with almost no effort. This is our collection of Star Wars pick up lines, ranked by reader votes. They work at conventions, in queues on opening night, and on anyone whose profile picture gives them away. Expect Yoda word order, several about feeling a disturbance, and the inevitable Han Solo joke. Get the details right; this is another fandom that will absolutely correct you mid-line.

The Best Star Wars Lines

You're hotter than the flames on Mustafar
Aren't you a little hot to be a stormtrooper?
You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.
Yoda only one for me.
You're the Obi-wan for me.
Baby, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!
I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.
Can I call you my Na-boo?
I feel a great disturbance.. In my pants.
You like Star Wars? Let's go back to my place and violate the Jedi Code.
My barge is not the only thing ready to explode!
Are you a Sith Lord? Because I've Fallen for you.
I would hit that like the side of a tree on Endor.
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
We would be honored if you would join me.
You're endor-able!
Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
We should get matching tatooines.
The force is strong with this one.
I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!
I maybe an ewok, but I'm all wookiee where it counts!
Your smile glows brighter than a lightsaber.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Unlike Han, I won't shoot first.
Obi-Wan told me to follow my instincts, and my instincts are all over you.
Open up your hangar my starfighter needs refueling.
I'm here to collect the bounty on dat ass.
Can I see your garbage mashers on the detention level?
I wanna Lando in your Calrissian.
Are you a Jedi Master? Cause, Yoda-Licious!
Tonight this Hsn doesn't want to fly solo.
Do you understand the binary language of moisture vaporators? Because I'd like to program your binary loadlifter.
Let's get hoth and heavy.
I have a good feeling about you.
I hope you're into cyborg-human relations, because I'm feeling like a machine right now.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
Is that a lightsaber in your robe or are you just happy to see me?
You're the droid I've been looking for.
Wanna see my lightsaber?
Leia's buns ain't got nothing on yours baby.
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my wookie!
I know you've heard about my bad motivator but I give a mean back rub!
I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
I know what you're thinking: That's no moon, that's a space station!
Size matters not.