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Epic Star Trek Pick Up Lines

If you're making a move on a Start Trek fan then be prepared with our awesome list of Star Trek pick up lines.

Top Trek Pick Up Lines

Klingon: tuj'a' pa'vam? ghobe'. 'IwwIj DapubmoHba' SoH'e'! (Is it warm in here? No, it is clearly you who makes my blood boil!)
Do you want to go where no man has gone before?
Can I take a ride on your warpcore?
Hey baby, are your hailing frequencies open?
I'm Wesley crushing on you
I am no Will Wheaton, but I've got a Crusher on you.
Lower your shields and let me into your heart.
What happens if I blow on your antenna?
Klingon: pu' tIHmey bach'a' mInDu'lIj? vIleghDI' jIroSHa'choH! (Do your eyes fire phaser beams? When I see you I get stunned!)
Nice legs...for a human.
Baby, you're hot enough to jump-start a vulcan's pon farr.
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
I'm going to ask you out. Resistance is futile
I can't help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
Come back to my place and I will assimilate you into my collective!
Beam me up, hottie!
Forget warp speed, let's just go on impulse..
Wanna breach my wrap core?
Your eyes look Spocktacular!
You don't need a mind meld to know what I am thinking.
I am having trouble getting my photon torpedo out of it's breech, can you assist?
Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on stunning.
Your pants are the final frontier
I'll show you my docking bay if you show me your ship.
Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You make my pants go to Red Alert.
Hey, it's about time you docked that shuttle!
Klingon: Daqtagh HInob! tIqwIj qa'angnIS! (Hand me a d'k tahg! I must show you my heart!)
Klingon: may'luchwIjmo' Qobbe' tajmey 'ach tIqwIj luDuQ mInDu'lIj! (My armor shields me from knives, but your eyes pierce my heart!)
Anomalous heat reading off the starboard bow, setting an intercept course!