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Epic Star Trek Pick Up Lines

Star Trek has fifty years of material and a fanbase that will absolutely notice if you get the details wrong. This is our collection of Star Trek pick up lines, ranked by reader votes, covering the Enterprise, Vulcans, Klingons, tribbles and boldly going wherever this is heading. They work at conventions, in comment sections, and on anyone who has strong opinions about which captain was best. Accuracy matters more than usual here — a line that confuses the series will get corrected rather than laughed at, which is not the outcome you want.

Top Trek Pick Up Lines

Klingon: tuj'a' pa'vam? ghobe'. 'IwwIj DapubmoHba' SoH'e'! (Is it warm in here? No, it is clearly you who makes my blood boil!)
Do you want to go where no man has gone before?
Can I take a ride on your warpcore?
Hey baby, are your hailing frequencies open?
I'm Wesley crushing on you
I am no Will Wheaton, but I've got a Crusher on you.
Lower your shields and let me into your heart.
What happens if I blow on your antenna?
Klingon: pu' tIHmey bach'a' mInDu'lIj? vIleghDI' jIroSHa'choH! (Do your eyes fire phaser beams? When I see you I get stunned!)
Nice legs...for a human.
Baby, you're hot enough to jump-start a vulcan's pon farr.
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
I'm going to ask you out. Resistance is futile
I can't help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
Come back to my place and I will assimilate you into my collective!
Beam me up, hottie!
Forget warp speed, let's just go on impulse..
Wanna breach my wrap core?
Your eyes look Spocktacular!
You don't need a mind meld to know what I am thinking.
I am having trouble getting my photon torpedo out of it's breech, can you assist?
Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on stunning.
Your pants are the final frontier
I'll show you my docking bay if you show me your ship.
Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You make my pants go to Red Alert.
Hey, it's about time you docked that shuttle!
Klingon: Daqtagh HInob! tIqwIj qa'angnIS! (Hand me a d'k tahg! I must show you my heart!)
Klingon: may'luchwIjmo' Qobbe' tajmey 'ach tIqwIj luDuQ mInDu'lIj! (My armor shields me from knives, but your eyes pierce my heart!)
Anomalous heat reading off the starboard bow, setting an intercept course!
Klingon: pu'jIn vIpoQ. mInDu'lIj vIbejtaHvIS DaqwIj vIlIj! (I need a map. I got lost while I was watching your eyes!)
How about I slip into something more comfortable.. like these star trek voyager pajamas baby!
I'd like to fill your Jeffries tube.
Take off your clothes and let's start the next generation.
Klingon: bIQamQo'chugh, chay' qapummoHlaH? (If you won't stand up, how can I knock you down?)
Klingon: che'ron 'oH parmaq'e' 'ej DaHjaj SuvwI' jIH! (Love is a battlefield, and today, I am a warrior!)
I wouldn't mind getting my hands on your ample nacelles.
So Lieutenant. How about I show the meaning of Torpedo – full spread?
Wanna see the Captain's log?
Can I beam you up shorty?
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your heart.
Want to see my Class 3 probe? Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
Did the earth move for you, or are we sitting on a Horta?
And you think my ears are big....
I'd like to clean your plasma conduits.
My multi-phasic trans-dimensional inducer method is guaranteed to complete your cycle of operations.
I've got something big in my torpedo tube.
Hey baby, wanna see my bat'leth?
Hey baby, wanna calibrate my tricorder?
Thank God I'm not a red shirt, because you're drop dead gorgeous!
Althought it is illogical, I am afraid you have emotinally compromised me.
You can set your phaser to stunning!
Would you like some Vulcan in you?
Can you feel the Pon Farr tonight?
It's Pon Farr. If you don't come home with me tonight, I'll die. You don't want that on your consciense, do you?
Hi I'm the Captain, how may I be of service?
Looks like you could use some work on your port inducer.
When i have you in my sensors range, my plasma conduits goes on fire.
Let's go back to my shop so I can inspect your EPS Conduit.
Logic tells me it'd be most beneficial if we reproduced.
Can I tribble you for some sweet kisses?