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Cheesy History Pick Up Lines

History pick up lines to use in the classroom or on campus. If you're a history major, hysterical laughter and a date are just a line away.




The Best History Pick Up Lines

Damn, girl, you're hotter than Chicago in 1871.
Baby you're hotter than Rome under Nero.
I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?
If you ask Thomas Paine, he'll tell you that dating me is Common Sense.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
You must be related to Tesla because you're electrifying.
I'm no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
If I was a knight in shining armor, would you lower your drawbridge for me?
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you're the bomb!
Are you Jefferson Davis? 'Cause you're making the south rise.
Your beauty could launch a thousand ships.
If you were President, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
You must be the eighth wonder of the world!
Wanna to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire!
Is your name Maya? Because I'd like to sacrifice you to the gods.
Baby you just turned my bronze into iron!
My missile never had a crisis
Damn, girl, you're hotter than Chicago in 1871.Baby you're hotter than Rome under Nero.I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?