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Chemistry Pick Up Lines

Get your chemistry right and you'll get a date using these Chemistry Pick Up Lines.




The Best Chemistry Pick Up Lines

Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
I'm so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.
Chemists do it on the table periodically.
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?
You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.
If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.
My name's Bond. Covalent Bond.
You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water.
Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne.
When I'm near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because baby, you take my breath away.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love we could make an ocean together.
You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.

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Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together. You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.