My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.

If you were a triangle youd be acute one.

You're sweeter than 3.14

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.

I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.

Can I have your significant digits?

I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?

I'm not being obtuse but you're acute girl.

I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.

Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you're looking right.

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.

You've got the curves, I've got the angles.

My love for you goes on like the number pi.

Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!

When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.

If I were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.

Can I plug my solution into your
equation?

My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it is always increasing.