Openers That Genuinely Add Up

Maths gives you numbers, angles, ratios and the idea of two things being perfectly equal, which is more romantic material than the subject usually gets credit for. This is our full run of math pick up lines, ranked by reader votes. They suit students, teachers, and anyone who would rather be handed an equation than a compliment. Expect acute angles, obtuse jokes, several about being someone's significant figure, and at least one involving pi that is far better than it deserves to be. The best of them actually work as maths.

The Best Math Pick Up Lines

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My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.

If you were a triangle youd be acute one.

You're sweeter than 3.14

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.

I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.

I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?

I'm not being obtuse but you're acute girl.

Can I have your significant digits?

I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.

Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you're looking right.

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.

You've got the curves, I've got the angles.

My love for you goes on like the number pi.

Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!

When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.

If I were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.

Can I plug my solution into your equation?

My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it is always increasing.

I would really like to bisect your angle.

Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.

Hey, nice asymptote.

If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.

What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one!

You interest me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.

Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

My attraction to you is an inversed square law.

Nice calculator. Wanna iterate?

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

You've got more curves than a triple integral.