Math Pick Up Lines

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My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
You're sweeter than 3.14
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?
I'm not being obtuse but you're acute girl.
Can I have your significant digits?
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you're looking right.
I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
You've got the curves, I've got the angles.
My love for you goes on like the number pi.
Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!
When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
If I were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
Can I plug my solution into your equation?
My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it is always increasing.

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My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.If you were a triangle youd be acute one.You're sweeter than 3.14