Comp-Sci and Programming Pick Up Lines

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Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart.
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
I think my heart just lagged.
Can I dereference my pointer inside your protected area?
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
I'm not staring, I'm just stuck in a loop.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
You are the SDK in my life. I won't compile without you.
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
Hey baby, wanna inject my dependency?
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Baby, you're the only accept state of my finite automaton
Every function without you will always be void of love.
You are one well-defined function!
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
Hey girl, what's the drop rate on those pants?

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