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Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart.
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
I think my heart just lagged.
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
Can I dereference my pointer inside your protected area?
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I'm not staring, I'm just stuck in a loop.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Baby, you're the only accept state of my finite automaton
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
You are the SDK in my life. I won't compile without you.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
You are one well-defined function!
You can unzip my files anytime.

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