Comp-Sci and Programming Pick Up Lines

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Top Comp-Sci and Programming Lines

Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
Can I dereference my pointer inside your protected area?
This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
I think my heart just lagged.
I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I'm not staring, I'm just stuck in a loop.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
Hey baby, wanna inject my dependency?
You are the SDK in my life. I won't compile without you.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
You are one well-defined function!
Every function without you will always be void of love.
If you were a browser, you'd be called FireFoxy.
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.

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