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Comp-Sci and Programming Pick Up Lines

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Top Comp-Sci and Programming Lines

Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
I think my heart just lagged.
I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart.
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
Can I dereference my pointer inside your protected area?
This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Baby, you're the only accept state of my finite automaton
I'm not staring, I'm just stuck in a loop.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
You are the SDK in my life. I won't compile without you.
You are one well-defined function!
You can unzip my files anytime.

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Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
I think my heart just lagged.