Pick Up Lines for Animal Lovers

If you're looking to romance an animal lover then you may need some of our Animal Pick Up Lines. Go full beast mode with our funny animal themed pick up lines.

The Best Animal Pick Up Lines

I'm not high on nip, I'm just intoxicated by you.

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If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you

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I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.

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Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout a little sugar?

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Your doghouse or mine?

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Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.

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Are you feline the connection between us?

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Your bark is contagious.

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You're pawfect.

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How do I tell my dog he was adopted?

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We should get our dogs together for a playdate.

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Dog heaven must be missing an angel.

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Hey, look what the cat dragged in

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I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

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This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.

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I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.

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You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.

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I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.

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Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.

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Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?

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I'm not high on nip, I'm just intoxicated by you.

If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you

I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.