I'm not high on nip, I'm just intoxicated by you.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout a little sugar?
Are you feline the connection between us?
Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Hey, look what the cat dragged in
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
We should get our dogs together for a playdate.
I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
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