This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout a little sugar?
I'm not high on nip, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
It was love at first sniff.
You smell like garbage and pee.
I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I think this is love at first sniff
Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone.
You're more fetching than my favorite ball.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Wanna go pee up some lamppost?
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
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