I'm not high on nip, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout a little sugar?
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
Where have you been all my lives?
Are you feline the connection between us?
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
ee, your ass smells terrific!
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.
Come on, don’t make me beg!
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
Baby, you put the T in tuna
Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
Hey, look what the cat dragged in
We should get our dogs together for a playdate.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.
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