I'm not high on nip, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout a little sugar?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Are you feline the connection between us?
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Hey, look what the cat dragged in
We should get our dogs together for a playdate.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.