This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I'm not high on nip, I'm just intoxicated by you.
We should get our dogs together for a playdate.
It was love at first sniff.
You smell like garbage and pee.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!
I think this is love at first sniff
Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone.
You're more fetching than my favorite ball.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Wanna go pee up some lamppost?
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?
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