Have your people call my people.
Hello baby, know it has given me a new leash on life.
Sniff my butt. It’s the quickest way to my heart.
What a great looking dog – can I pet you – I mean him?
Roll over. I’ll scratch your belly
There's not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.
Baby, you are what I call a hot dog!
Wanna come back to my place and pick fleas off each other?
My favorite position is doggie-style. What’s yours?
What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her
Your breath smells like Greenies.
I'm crazier than a Beagle in a vacuum factory, baby!
Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.
Can I get you a tennis ball?
My, your butt smells delightful!
Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?
Hello there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha Dog?
What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy
I’ll be your Tramp if you’ll be my Lady.
You must be my backyard coz I really dig you
With your beauty and my thoroughbred we?d make an exotic litter of puppies
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?
Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?
Can you help me find someplace to pee?
Woof woof woof, woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof dinner and a movie?
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
We'd make the purrfect couple
Meet me by the mangled mouse.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrrfect.
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