My love for you resemble a hairball. I can't hold it in.
Can you take me to the vet, because you just took my breath away.
If a cat were to describe you. It would say you're purrrrfect.
Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
You're the cats whiskers.
If you were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I'll make you purrrrrrrrr.
I like cats more than dogs.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?
Are you an archaeologist? Because I?ve got a very large bone for you to examine
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
It was love at first sniff.
You smell like garbage and pee.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!
I think this is love at first sniff
Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone.
You're more fetching than my favorite ball.
I came here looking for a little tail.
When it all comes down to it (and I wouldn't have any other way), you're purrrrfect for me!
Wanna go pee up some lamppost?
Don Knick, Paddy-wack, only gave this dog a bone.
Hey there, beautiful... looking for an Alpha dog?
Do you believe in cross-breding?
Just call me Puss in Boots
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