Want to see some hairballs?
Can you take me to the vet, because you just took my breath away.
If a cat were to describe you. It would say you're purrrrfect.
Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
You're the cats whiskers.
If you were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I'll make you purrrrrrrrr.
I like cats more than dogs.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
It was love at first sniff.
You smell like garbage and pee.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!
I think this is love at first sniff
Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone.
You're more fetching than my favorite ball.
I came here looking for a little tail.
When it all comes down to it (and I wouldn't have any other way), you're purrrrfect for me!
Wanna go pee up some lamppost?
Don Knick, Paddy-wack, only gave this dog a bone.
Hey there, beautiful... looking for an Alpha dog?
Do you believe in cross-breding?
My love for you resemble a hairball. I can't hold it in.
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