If you're looking to impress a cat lover with some cheesy and really funny pick up lines then we have the purrrfect list for you. Just picture a cat dishing out these hilarious lines around the neighbourhood impressing all the felines.
Cheesy Lines to Win Over Any Cat Lover
I'm not high on nip, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Where have you been all my lives?
Are you feline the connection between us?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.
Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip
Baby, you put the T in tuna
Hey, look what the cat dragged in
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Are you a laser pointer? Because I can’t stop chasing you.
Are you tuna? Because you’re irresistible.
My love for you is like catnip—it drives me wild.
Can I be the cat to your cozy lap?
You’re the reason I’m feline so happy.
If you were yarn, I’d never let go.
You’re paws-itively hilarious and I can’t resist.
You must be purr-fect, because my heart can’t stop meowing for you.
I’m not kitten around—I’m wild about you.
I’d give up nine lives just to spend one with you.
If love were a litter box, I’d never want to leave yours.
You’re softer than a kitten’s fur.
Every time you smile, my heart purrs louder.
Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
Are you a cat? Because you’ve got me feline in love.
I will pawlways love you
I like cats more than dogs.
I'll make you purrrrrrrrr.
If you were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
You're the cats whiskers.
Can you take me to the vet, because you just took my breath away.
