If you're looking to impress a cat lover with some cheesy and really funny pick up lines then we have the purrrfect list for you. Just picture a cat dishing out these hilarious lines around the neighbourhood impressing all the felines.
Funny Lines for the Felines
I'm not high on nip, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Where have you been all my lives?
Are you feline the connection between us?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.
Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip
Baby, you put the T in tuna
Hey, look what the cat dragged in
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
You complete meow me
Are we in the litter box? Because I'm diggin' you.
Meet me by the dead bird.
Can I spend all my 9 lives with you?
Girl you must be the back of my paw because I want to lick you constantly.
Mind if I sniff your butt?
If you were a cat, I'd let you sleep in my bed every night.
I will pawlways love you
Let me take meowt on a date
I like cats more than dogs.
You're the cats whiskers.
I'll make you purrrrrrrrr.
My vet says I'm lacking in Vitamin U.
You're purrrrfect!
Want to see some hairballs?
If you were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Can you take me to the vet, because you just took my breath away.
Let's litter.
If a cat were to describe you. It would say you're purrrrfect.
Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
