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Funny Cat Pick Up lines

If you're looking to impress a cat lover with some cheesy and really funny pick up lines then we have the purrrfect list for you. Just picture a cat dishing out these hilarious lines around the neighbourhood impressing all the felines.




Funny Lines for the Felines

I'm not high on nip, I'm just intoxicated by you.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Are you feline the connection between us?
Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.
Hey, look what the cat dragged in
Baby, you put the T in tuna
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip
We'd make the purrfect couple
Meet me by the mangled mouse.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrrfect.
You remind me off a leopard... or a tiger. Either way, I don't mind the claws
You're my pajamas.
Now that's a stray cat strut.
I've got nine lives to live, wanna be my first?
What's a cat like you doing in a dump like this?
Tell me what makes you purrr
Don't purrcrastnate just be mine
I like you furry much
Cat call me.
Baby, we only got 9 lives.
I will make you purrrrr!
Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you.
Where have you been all my lives?
Be mine, it's meow or never
I'd like to get your tongue.
Dinner and a mewvie?
I'd give up one of my 9 lives for you
If I said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?
Are we in the litter box? Because I'm diggin' you.

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I'm not high on nip, I'm just intoxicated by you.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Are you feline the connection between us?