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Funny Cat Pick Up lines

If you're looking to impress a cat lover with some cheesy and really funny pick up lines then we have the purrrfect list for you. Just picture a cat dishing out these hilarious lines around the neighbourhood impressing all the felines.




Funny Lines for the Felines

If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I'm not high on nip, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Hey, look what the cat dragged in
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
We'd make the purrfect couple
Meet me by the mangled mouse.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrrfect.
You remind me off a leopard... or a tiger. Either way, I don't mind the claws
You're my pajamas.
Baby, you put the T in tuna
Now that's a stray cat strut.
I've got nine lives to live, wanna be my first?
Tail me you love me
What's a cat like you doing in a dump like this?
Tell me what makes you purrr
Don't purrcrastnate just be mine
Will you be my meow?
I like you furry much
Cat call me.
Baby, we only got 9 lives.

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If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I'm not high on nip, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Hey, look what the cat dragged in