Hilarious Cat Pick Up Lines

If you're looking to impress a cat lover with some cheesy and really funny pick up lines then we have the purrrfect list for you. Just picture a cat dishing out these hilarious lines around the neighbourhood impressing all the felines.

Cheesy Lines to Win Over Any Cat Lover

Describe the type of pick up lines you want:

I'm not high on nip, I'm just intoxicated by you.

Where have you been all my lives?

Are you feline the connection between us?

If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you

Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.

Baby, you put the T in tuna

Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip

Hey, look what the cat dragged in

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

Are you tuna? Because you’re irresistible.

You’ve got me scratching at the door of your heart.

My love for you is like catnip—it drives me wild.

Can I be the cat to your cozy lap?

You’re the reason I’m feline so happy.

I must be a lost kitten, because I found home in your eyes.

Do you believe in paws and destiny?

You’re not just purr-ty, you’re unforgettable.

If love were a litter box, I’d never want to leave yours.

You’re softer than a kitten’s fur.

Every time you smile, my heart purrs louder.

You must be purr-fect, because my heart can’t stop meowing for you.

Are you a cat? Because you’ve got me feline in love.

I will pawlways love you

I like cats more than dogs.

I'll make you purrrrrrrrr.

If you were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

You’re paws-itively hilarious and I can’t resist.

Are you a whisker? Because you tickle my heart.

I’m litter-ally obsessed with you.

You’re more exciting than a cardboard box.

Did it hurt when you fell from the cat tree of heaven?

You’re the cat’s pajamas, and I’m smitten.

If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives by your side.

I’m claws-itively hooked on you.

Is your name Meow? Because you caught my attention.

You make my whiskers twitch every time I see you.

I’m not kitten around—I’m wild about you.

If kisses were kibbles, I’d give you the whole bowl.

Are you a laser pointer? Because I can’t stop chasing you.

If you were yarn, I’d never let go.

I’d give up nine lives just to spend one with you.

Are you a hairball? Because you’re stuck in my mind.

Did you just hiss? Because you scared me into falling for you.

I must be a scratching post, because I’m drawn to your touch.

Are you catnip? Because you make me act wild.

My heart chases you like a cat chases a laser.

If a cat were to describe you. It would say you're purrrrfect.

You shine brighter than a cat’s eyes in the moonlight.

Don't purrcrastnate just be mine

You're the cats whiskers.

Dinner and a mewvie?

I'd like to get your tongue.

Be mine, it's meow or never

Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you.

I will make you purrrrr!

Baby, we only got 9 lives.

Cat call me.

I like you furry much

I'd give up one of my 9 lives for you

Tell me what makes you purrr

What's a cat like you doing in a dump like this?

I've got nine lives to live, wanna be my first?

Now that's a stray cat strut.

You're my pajamas.

You remind me off a leopard... or a tiger. Either way, I don't mind the claws

Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrrfect.

Meet me by the mangled mouse.

We'd make the purrfect couple

Are we in the litter box? Because I'm diggin' you.

Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?

Let's litter.

Can you take me to the vet, because you just took my breath away.

Want to see some hairballs?

You're purrrrfect!

My vet says I'm lacking in Vitamin U.

You complete meow me

Let me take meowt on a date

If you were a cat, I'd let you sleep in my bed every night.

Mind if I sniff your butt?

Girl you must be the back of my paw because I want to lick you constantly.

Can I spend all my 9 lives with you?

Meet me by the dead bird.

I have a cat, she'd like to meet you.

If I said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?

Will you be my meow?

Meet me at kitty corner.

Tail me you love me

How you feline? Because you're purrfect, I'm not kitten!

Just call me Puss in Boots

Show me some catnip.

My love for you resemble a hairball. I can't hold it in.