Turn your dog walks into flirting gold with playful dog pick up lines. Perfect for the dog park or neighborhood strolls, these quick one-liners help you break the ice and charm fellow dog lovers.
Cute, funny lines for walks and the dog park
Your doghouse or mine?
You're pawfect.
Your bark is contagious.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Pee here often?
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.
Doggy style?
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
ee, your ass smells terrific!
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
Come on, don't make me beg!
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
We should get our dogs together for a playdate.
I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.
You. Me. Bacon.
Have your people call my people.
Hello baby, know it has given me a new leash on life.
Sniff my butt. It's the quickest way to my heart.
What a great looking dog – can I pet you – I mean him?
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly
There's not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.
