Turn your dog walks into flirting gold with playful dog pick up lines. Perfect for the dog park or neighborhood strolls, these quick one-liners help you break the ice and charm fellow dog lovers.
Cute, funny lines for walks and the dog park
Your doghouse or mine?
You're pawfect.
Your bark is contagious.
Pee here often?
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
ee, your ass smells terrific!
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
Doggy style?
I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
Come on, don't make me beg!
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
We should get our dogs together for a playdate.
I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.
My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?
I'll be your Tramp if you'll be my Lady.
What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her
Your breath smells like Greenies.
I'm crazier than a Beagle in a vacuum factory, baby!
Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.
