Turn your dog walks into flirting gold with playful dog pick up lines. Perfect for the dog park or neighborhood strolls, these quick one-liners help you break the ice and charm fellow dog lovers.
Cute, funny lines for walks and the dog park
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
Your doghouse or mine?
You're pawfect.
Your bark is contagious.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Pee here often?
Doggy style?
I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
ee, your ass smells terrific!
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
Come on, don't make me beg!
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
We should get our dogs together for a playdate.
I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.
My, your butt smells delightful!
Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?
Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.
Woof woof woof, woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof dinner and a movie?
Your breath smells like Greenies.
My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?
What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her
Can I get you a tennis ball?
I'm crazier than a Beagle in a vacuum factory, baby!
