Turn your dog walks into flirting gold with playful dog pick up lines. Perfect for the dog park or neighborhood strolls, these quick one-liners help you break the ice and charm fellow dog lovers.
Cute, funny lines for walks and the dog park
Your doghouse or mine?
You're pawfect.
Your bark is contagious.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Pee here often?
Doggy style?
Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
ee, your ass smells terrific!
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
Come on, don't make me beg!
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
We should get our dogs together for a playdate.
I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.
Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.
I'm crazier than a Beagle in a vacuum factory, baby!
Can I get you a tennis ball?
What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her
I'll be your Tramp if you'll be my Lady.
Your breath smells like Greenies.
My, your butt smells delightful!
My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?
