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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

Save water and shower with an airman.
You are definitely on my most wanted list.
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
You liquidate my heart.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
So what's your moisture level?
Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.

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Save water and shower with an airman.
You are definitely on my most wanted list.	
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.