Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
You are definitely on my most wanted list.
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
You liquidate my heart.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
You are all assets and no liabilities
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
You have beautiful calves.
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.

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