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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.





Top Lines by Occupation

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
You liquidate my heart.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
You are all assets and no liabilities
Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
You are my lithium battery, you charge me up.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.

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You are definitely on my most wanted list.	
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.