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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
Save water and shower with an airman.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
You liquidate my heart.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?

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You are definitely on my most wanted list.	
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
Save water and shower with an airman.