Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
You have beautiful calves.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
Baby your ass is rounder than a motor's rotor.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
You want me to take you for a ride?
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.

Next Page

1   2   3   4   5  
Pick Up Lines by OccupationPick Up Lines by OccupationPick Up Lines by Occupation

© 2006-2019 - Privacy Policy