Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
Baby your ass is rounder than a motor's rotor.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
You liquidate my heart.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.

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