The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
You are definitely on my most wanted list.
You are all assets and no liabilities
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
You have beautiful calves.
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
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