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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

Would you like to see my power of attorney?
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
You liquidate my heart.
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
You are definitely on my most wanted list.
You are all assets and no liabilities
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
You are my lithium battery, you charge me up.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
You have beautiful calves.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.

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Would you like to see my power of attorney?
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
You liquidate my heart.