You are definitely on my most wanted list.
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
Save water and shower with an airman.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
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