Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
You are definitely on my most wanted list.
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
You are all assets and no liabilities
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
You liquidate my heart.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
You have beautiful calves.
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
You are my lithium battery, you charge me up.
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.

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