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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
You are definitely on my most wanted list.
You are all assets and no liabilities
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
Can I put my gun in your holster?
I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
You liquidate my heart.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.

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Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
You are definitely on my most wanted list.	
You are all assets and no liabilities