Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
You liquidate my heart.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
Baby your ass is rounder than a motor's rotor.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Are you going to come quietly?
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?

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