Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
You have beautiful calves.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
You are all assets and no liabilities
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
You liquidate my heart.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.

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