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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
You are definitely on my most wanted list.
You are all assets and no liabilities
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
You liquidate my heart.
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
You are my lithium battery, you charge me up.
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
You have beautiful calves.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?

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The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?