Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
Can you help me balance my sheets?
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
You liquidate my heart.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
Are you going to come quietly?
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire.
Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.

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