Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
Can you help me balance my sheets?
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
You liquidate my heart.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire.
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.

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