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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
You are definitely on my most wanted list.
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
You are all assets and no liabilities
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
You liquidate my heart.
Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
You have beautiful calves.
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.

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The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?