Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
You are definitely on my most wanted list.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
Can you help me balance my sheets?
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire.
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.

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