Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?

You are definitely on my most wanted list.

Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.

The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.

Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.

If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.

You are my lithium battery, you charge me up.

You liquidate my heart.

I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.

Would you like to see my power of attorney?

Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?

You are all assets and no liabilities

I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.

Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.

You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.

You have beautiful calves.

Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.

Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?

I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.

You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.

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You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?

You are definitely on my most wanted list.

Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.

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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

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