Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
You liquidate my heart.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Are you going to come quietly?
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire.
Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.

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