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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
So what's your moisture level?
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
You're a fine piece of acreage.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
You liquidate my heart.
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
You must be a verdict, because you've sentenced me to love.
Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
Are you a drain strainer? Because you've kept all the bad stuff out of my life.
You're like a plumbing apprenticeship—worth all the effort.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
You have beautiful calves.
You must be a shut-off valve, because you've stopped me in my tracks.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Wanna know why I'm known as a 'drill' sergeant?
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Wanna ride my torpedo?
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Save water and shower with an airman.
Are you a campfire? Because your quotes are hot and I want s'more.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Are you a legal memo? Because you've outlined everything I need to be happy.
Are you an apprentice? Because you've already mastered the art of stealing my heart.
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
I think you're the missing piece to complete my circuit.
Wanna check what's inside this brief?
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
Are you a trap seal? Because you've locked in all my feelings.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
You must be accounts receivable, because I've been waiting for you my whole life.
You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his yield.
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Can you be my accountant, because it's too taxing for me not to love you.
So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
You must be a field, because I can't stop gazing at your beauty.
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
You served our country, I wanna serve you.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
You are my lithium battery, you charge me up.
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
Is that a radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down!
Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!
Can you help me balance my sheets?
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.