Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
You liquidate my heart.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Are you going to come quietly?
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire.
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?

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