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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
You are definitely on my most wanted list.
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
You liquidate my heart.
I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
You have beautiful calves.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking

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The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
You are definitely on my most wanted list.	
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?