Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
You are all assets and no liabilities
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
You liquidate my heart.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?

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