You are definitely on my most wanted list.
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
Save water and shower with an airman.
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
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