Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
You are all assets and no liabilities
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
You liquidate my heart.
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
You have beautiful calves.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.

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