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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.


Top Lines by Occupation

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
You liquidate my heart.
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
You are all assets and no liabilities
You have beautiful calves.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?

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You are definitely on my most wanted list.	
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.




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