Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
You want me to take you for a ride?
You are all assets and no liabilities
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
You have beautiful calves.
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
You liquidate my heart.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
How about a notice of motion?
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.

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