You are definitely on my most wanted list.
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
So what's your moisture level?
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
You must be a verdict, because you’ve sentenced me to love.
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
You're a fine piece of acreage.
Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
You have beautiful calves.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
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