Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
You are all assets and no liabilities
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
You have beautiful calves.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
Baby your ass is rounder than a motor's rotor.
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.

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