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Funny Medical Pick Up Lines for Nurses and Doctors

You never know when you'll need a pick up line for that Doctor or Nurse. Maybe you're stuck in the hospital for a little while and want to cheer some people up?





Top Doctor, Nurse and Medical Lines

My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I have my own multi-positional bed!
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
Honey, you're so sweet you're gonna put me in DKA!
Wanna play 'Doctor', Doctor?
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
You give me premature ventricular contractions.
You make me vasodilate!
I can find every pulse in your body!
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.

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My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?