Doctor, Nurse and Medical Pick Up Lines

Top Doctor, Nurse and Medical Lines

Describe the type of pick up lines you want:

My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.

If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.

You're like an N95 maskâ€”irreplaceable and essential.

Are you a surgical light? Because you brighten up everything around you.

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

I have my own multi-positional bed!

Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)

Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.

Are you a med student? Because you've just aced the anatomy of my heart.

Are you a medical license? Because you're proof that perfection exists.

Are you a hospital bed? Because I'd rest easy with you by my side.

Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.

Honey, you're so sweet you're gonna put me in DKA!

Wanna play 'Doctor', Doctor?

When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.

You give me premature ventricular contractions.

You make me vasodilate!

I can find every pulse in your body!

Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?

If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?

Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?

My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.

I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?

Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.

Are you a doctor of love? Because you're always giving me a check-up... and finding something new to love every time.

You must be an EMT, because you're always saving lives... including mine from boredom.

You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing... and also to make sure it stays that way.

You must be in trauma care, because I'm falling hard for you.

Are you on call? Because you've been on my mind all day.

You must be a catheter, because you're draining all my worries away.

Are you sterile gauze? Because you've wrapped me up completely.

Are you the nurse's station? Because I want to spend all my breaks with you.

Are you a scrub cap? Because you're on my mind all the time.

You must be a cast, because you've set my broken heart.

I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.

Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?

I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.

Where there is a pulse there is a chance.

That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.

Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.

Are you a prescription medication? Because I've been feeling sick without you.

Do you have an IV of charm, because you're injecting confidence into my heart.

You must be a surgeon, because you're always cutting to the chase... and my heart.

Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm under anesthesia... in a good way.

Do you have a stethoscope, because I think we could take our relationship to the next level.

Are you a doctor? Because I've got a bad case of attraction and I need some treatment... from you.

Do you have a medical degree in flirting, because you're making me feel like I'm in a hospital bed... with a fever for you.

You must be an epidemiologist, because you're spreading love and happiness wherever you go.

Are you a doctor of love? Because you're prescribing me a healthy dose of affection and I'm hooked.

You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing.

Do you have a nurse's uniform? Because I think we could get some quality time in... and I don't mean just the medical kind.

Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm in a hospital bed... and I never want to leave.

Do you have a medical degree in sarcasm? Because you're always giving me a diagnosis of "you're awesome"

Are you a doctor of laughter? Because you're making me laugh so hard I need an oxygen tank.

You're so smart, I think we could make a great team... and by team, I mean in the operating room.

Do you have a thermometer? Because I think our relationship is reaching new temperatures... and I'm not just talking about my body temperature.

Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm in good hands... and not just because of your medical skills.

Do you have a nurse's uniform? Because I think we could get some quality time in... and I don't mean just the medical kind.

You must be an epidemiologist, because you're spreading love and happiness wherever you go... including to my heart.

Do you have a medical degree in flirting, because you're making me feel like I'm in just... and I never want to leave.

Are you a doctor? Because you're always giving me a diagnosis of "you're awesome" and I think it's contagious.

You're so smart, I think we could make a great team... and by team, I mean in the operating room of life.

Are you a stethoscope? Because you just listened to my heart and took my breath away.

I must be a patient, because I'm hooked on you like an IV drip.

You must be a doctor, because you've just healed my broken heart.

Are you a prescription? Because you're exactly what I needed today.

Are you an X-ray? Because I can see right through to your heart.

Are you a scalpel? Because you've got me feeling cut open and exposed.

You must specialize in infectious diseases, because your smile is contagious.

Are you a defibrillator? Because you just shocked my heart back to life.

You're like a good prognosisâ€”rare and wonderful.

Are you a doctor of love? Because you've just diagnosed me with a serious crush.

You must be a neurologist, because you've just rewired my brain for love.

Are you a cardiologist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.

I must be hypothermic, because your smile warms me up instantly.

You must be a general practitioner, because you're good at everything.

Are you a waiting room? Because I'd spend hours just being near you.

You must be a diagnosis, because you've got me feeling something I've never felt before.

Are you scrubbing in? Because you're about to clean up this mess I call a life.

You must have the best bedside manner, because I can't stop thinking about you.

Are you a referral? Because you're exactly who I've been looking for.

You must be an attending physician, because you've got my full attention.

Are you my attending? Because I want to follow you wherever you go.

I must be in a clinical trial, because being around you is an experimental rush.

You must be my primary care provider, because you've become my top priority.

Are you an ENT? Because you're all I see, hear, and think about.

You must be a medical breakthrough, because you're one in a million.

Are you a lab coat? Because you make everything look professional and classy.

I don't need a second opinionâ€”you're the only one I need.

Are you a pediatrician? Because you've got my heart feeling young and free.

You must be sterile gloves, because you're a perfect fit.

Are you a surgeon? Because you've just opened up my heart.

You're the best treatment plan I could ever hope for.

Are you a nurse? Because you just injected happiness into my life.

You must be a nurse, because you've got me feeling cared for already.

Are you saline? Because you're keeping me going.

I must be a patient, because I'm falling for the way you care.

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