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Funny Police and Law Enforcement Pick Up Lines

There's something about the uniform and being naughty that excites some of us. He's our list of some cheesy police and law enforcement pick up lines.




Top Police Pick Up Lines

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
What can I say? You got me at homicide.
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.
I'm gonna have to cuff you and take you downtown.
You want me to take you for a ride?
Once you cock my revolver, it'll inevitably go off.
Excuse me ma'am, there has been an heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Is your dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.
Are you going to come quietly?
I will not hesitate to put my baton against you if you do not comply to me, miss.
Is your name "law"? 'Cause I'd like to lay you down.

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You are definitely on my most wanted list.	
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.