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Funny Police and Law Enforcement Pick Up Lines

There's something about the uniform and being naughty that excites some of us. He's our list of some cheesy police and law enforcement pick up lines.




Top Police Pick Up Lines

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
What can I say? You got me at homicide.
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
Your under arrest for not giving me your number.
Are you going to come quietly?
Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.
I'm gonna have to cuff you and take you downtown.
Is your dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.
Do I have to arrest you to get you to love me?
Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!
You want me to take you for a ride?
Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. I'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.

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You are definitely on my most wanted list.	
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.