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Funny Police and Law Enforcement Pick Up Lines

There's something about the uniform and being naughty that excites some of us. He's our list of some cheesy police and law enforcement pick up lines.





Top Police Pick Up Lines

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Your under arrest for not giving me your number.
Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.
Is your dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
Are you going to come quietly?
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
Do I have to arrest you to get you to love me?
What can I say? You got me at homicide.
Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. I'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.
I'm gonna have to cuff you and take you downtown.
Is your name "law"? 'Cause I'd like to lay you down.
Excuse me ma'am, there has been an heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.

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You are definitely on my most wanted list.	
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?