Funny Police and Law Enforcement Pick Up Lines

There's something about the uniform and being naughty that excites some of us. He's our list of some cheesy police and law enforcement pick up lines.

Top Police Pick Up Lines

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Your under arrest for not giving me your number.
Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.
Is your name "law"? 'Cause I'd like to lay you down.
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Are you going to come quietly?
Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. I'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.
There's A 2-1-1 In Progress, You Are Stealing My Heart.
I'm gonna have to cuff you and take you downtown.
Is your dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.
Once you cock my revolver, it'll inevitably go off.

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