Funny Police and Law Enforcement Pick Up Lines

There's something about the uniform and being naughty that excites some of us. He's our list of some cheesy police and law enforcement pick up lines.

Top Police Pick Up Lines

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Are you going to come quietly?
Your under arrest for not giving me your number.
Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.
Is your name "law"? 'Cause I'd like to lay you down.
You want me to take you for a ride?
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
Once you cock my revolver, it'll inevitably go off.
There's A 2-1-1 In Progress, You Are Stealing My Heart.
Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. I'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.
Do I have to arrest you to get you to love me?

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