Funny Police and Law Enforcement Pick Up Lines

There's something about the uniform and being naughty that excites some of us. He's our list of some cheesy police and law enforcement pick up lines.

Top Police Pick Up Lines

You are definitely on my most wanted list.
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
You want me to take you for a ride?
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Once you cock my revolver, it'll inevitably go off.
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
Excuse me ma'am, there has been an heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Are you going to come quietly?
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Your under arrest for not giving me your number.
Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. I'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.
I will not hesitate to put my baton against you if you do not comply to me, miss.
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.
I'm gonna have to cuff you and take you downtown.
Is your name "law"? 'Cause I'd like to lay you down.

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