Funny Police and Law Enforcement Pick Up Lines

There's something about the uniform and being naughty that excites some of us. He's our list of some cheesy police and law enforcement pick up lines.

Top Police Pick Up Lines

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You are definitely on my most wanted list.

I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?

Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.

You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.

I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?

I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.

Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!

Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest

What can I say? You got me at homicide.

You want me to take you for a ride?

Once you cock my revolver, it'll inevitably go off.

Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.

Excuse me ma'am, there has been an heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.

Is your dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.

Is your name "law"? 'Cause I'd like to lay you down.

I'm gonna have to cuff you and take you downtown.

There's A 2-1-1 In Progress, You Are Stealing My Heart.

Are you going to come quietly?

I will not hesitate to put my baton against you if you do not comply to me, miss.

Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!

Do I have to arrest you to get you to love me?

Your under arrest for not giving me your number.

Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. I'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.

Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause I gotta 10-4 you to me.