Pick Up Lines for Accountants

Brighten your favorite accountants day with our funny accounting pick up lines. They're stuck looking at numbers all day and trust us, they'll be looking forward to some human interaction.

Top Accounting Pick Up Lines

You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
You liquidate my heart.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.
My Trial Balance just won't balance without you.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
I'd do just about anything to see your GAAP.
I think I could add some serious value to your account.
I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
I must be an incomplete ledger, because I need you to balance me out.
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
You must be an accountant because I’ve put you on my payroll.
Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.
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