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Top Accounting Pick Up Lines
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
You liquidate my heart.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
You must be accounts receivable, because I've been waiting for you my whole life.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
Can you be my accountant, because it's too taxing for me not to love you.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
Can you help me balance my sheets?
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
My Trial Balance just won't balance without you.
You must be my capital gain, because meeting you has been a major profit.
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
How're things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
I don't give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.
I'd do just about anything to see your GAAP.
I think I could add some serious value to your account.
You've got my heart crediting love and debiting loneliness.
You must be working capital, because you're keeping my heart running smoothly.
Are you a variance report? Because you're an unexpected surprise.
You're like my favorite spreadsheet—organized, efficient, and absolutely perfect.
Are you a trial balance? Because everything feels right when you're around.
Let's merge like companies, because together, we'd be unstoppable.
You must be an intangible asset, because I can't describe how amazing you are.
Are you my tax preparer? Because you've got all the right answers.
Are you a contingent liability? Because I didn't expect to fall for you this hard.
Are you inventory? Because I can't wait to count you as mine.
Are you my tax bracket? Because you're in a league of your own.
