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Pick Up Lines for Accountants

Brighten your favorite accountants day with our funny accounting pick up lines. They're stuck looking at numbers all day and trust us, they'll be looking forward to some human interaction.


Top Accounting Pick Up Lines

You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
You liquidate my heart.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
My Trial Balance just won't balance without you.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.
I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.
I think I could add some serious value to your account.
How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
I'd do just about anything to see your GAAP.
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
I must be an incomplete ledger, because I need you to balance me out.
Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.
You must be an accountant because I’ve put you on my payroll.
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