Funny Pick Up Lines for Insurance Agents

Insurance can be boring work so here are some pick up lines any insurance agent can laugh at. Get them giggly and maybe you'll get a better quote.

Top Insurance Pick Up Lines

You are all assets and no liabilities
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!
I may not be a genie, but I can make your insurance dreams come true.
I'll need to do some field investigation.
Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!
I like the size of your benefits package.
I'm sure you get this all the time, but you look a lot like my next client.
Are you a campfire? Because your quotes are hot and I want s'more.
Your disability insurance policy is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's good.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you want to see that quote again?
You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!
I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
Hey girl, your eyes are beautiful. Are they insured?
Do you like cats? Because your medical history is puurrrrfect.
Hey girl, Can I protect you...for life?
Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I'd totally wreck you.
Does your insurance cover substance abuse? Because your not gonna be able to quit me.
I promise full coverage!
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.

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