Insurance Agent Pick Up Lines

Top Insurance Pick Up Lines

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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

Are you a campfire? Because your quotes are hot and I want s'more.

Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!

I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.

You are all assets and no liabilities

Your disability insurance policy is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's good.

You must be a magician, because when I submitted your application the underwriting problems disappeared.

You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but you don't need disability insurance, right?

I'm sure you get this all the time, but you look a lot like my next client.

I like the size of your benefits package.

I promise full coverage!

Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I'd totally wreck you.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your insurance dreams come true.

Are you a quote request? Because I’d love to learn more about you.

You must be a preferred risk, because I’d choose you every time.

I’m willing to bundle our policies if it means spending more time together.

Are you a loss run? Because you’ve got a history of stealing hearts.

You’re the only exception I’d happily add to my exclusions.

Are you a premium payment? Because I think about you monthly.

Are you a coverage gap? Because you’re the one thing missing from my life.

I’d insure your smile against anything that could make it disappear.

You’re like flood insurance: rare, valuable, and exactly what I need right now.

Are you a policy endorsement? Because you make my ordinary life much better.

I’m no claims expert, but I think we have excellent coverage together.

Are you a safety inspection? Because you make my heart race and my paperwork nervous.

You must be an all-risk policy, because you’re covered in every category of gorgeous.

I’d waive my deductible just to get a little closer to you.

I’d renew our conversation indefinitely, with no cancellation fee.

I’d call you a total loss, but you’re actually a total catch.

You must be an appraisal, because you’ve got me reassessing my standards.

Are you a claims hotline? Because I need to report a serious case of butterflies.

I’d put my heart in your hands, no adjuster required.

You’re more comforting than knowing my deductible is waived.

Are you a catastrophic event? Because meeting you has completely disrupted my plans.

I don’t need roadside assistance—I’ve already been stopped in my tracks by you.

You must be a policyholder, because you’re holding my attention.

Are you an insurance agent? Because you’ve got the perfect pitch.

I’d insure your kisses against theft, but I’d probably steal them myself.

You’re the kind of risk my risk manager secretly approves.

Are you a premium discount? Because you make my heart go up and my expenses go down.

I’d file a claim for the damage you’ve done to my ability to think straight.

You’re not just covered—you’re the whole policy package.

Are you an actuarial table? Because I could spend all night studying your probabilities.

Are you an insurance binder? Because you’ve got me committed already.

Do you like cats? Because your medical history is puurrrrfect.

Does your insurance cover substance abuse? Because your not gonna be able to quit me.

I'll need to do some field investigation.

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but I sell disability insurance for a living.

Is your last name Campbell? Because this medical history is mmmâ€¦mmm good!

Are you a comprehensive policy? Because you cover everything I’m looking for.

You must be my deductible, because I’m willing to pay the price for a chance with you.

Are you an insurance quote? Because you’ve got me comparing everyone else to you.

You’re like a low premium: affordable, attractive, and impossible to resist.

Are you life insurance? Because I can’t imagine my future without you.

You must be a claims adjuster, because you’ve adjusted my expectations upward.

Are you a risk assessment? Because meeting you feels dangerously exciting.

Are you an umbrella policy? Because you make rainy days look romantic.

I’d insure your heart, but I’m pretty sure it’s already covered by mine.

Are you my renewal notice? Because I’ve been waiting all year to see you again.

You must be an actuary, because you’ve calculated the odds of us perfectly.

Are you collision coverage? Because we just bumped into each other, and I felt a spark.

I’d never file a claim against you—unless it’s a claim on your heart.

Are you a policy limit? Because my attraction to you has no maximum.

You’re more valuable than my entire contents coverage.

You’re the only liability I’d gladly take on.

You’re the only person I’d add to my policy without reading the fine print.

I must be underinsured, because nothing prepared me for how good you look.

Are you a named beneficiary? Because I’d choose you for everything.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you want to see that quote again?

Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.

Movie stars give thousands of signatures a day. All I'm asking for is just one from you.

Hey girl, Can I protect you...for life?

Hey girl, your eyes are beautiful. Are they insured?

Don't lie on your personal history interview. You wouldn't want to mess with perfection.

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