Funny Pick Up Lines for Insurance Agents

Insurance can be boring work so here are some pick up lines any insurance agent can laugh at. Get them giggly and maybe you'll get a better quote.

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You are all assets and no liabilities
 I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!

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