Funny Pick Up Lines for Insurance Agents

Insurance can be boring work so here are some pick up lines any insurance agent can laugh at. Get them giggly and maybe you'll get a better quote.

Top Insurance Pick Up Lines

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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

Are you a campfire? Because your quotes are hot and I want s'more.

Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!

I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.

You are all assets and no liabilities

I like the size of your benefits package.

You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!

Your disability insurance policy is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's good.

You must be a magician, because when I submitted your application the underwriting problems disappeared.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but you don't need disability insurance, right?

I'm sure you get this all the time, but you look a lot like my next client.

I promise full coverage!

Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I'd totally wreck you.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your insurance dreams come true.

I'll need to do some field investigation.

Does your insurance cover substance abuse? Because your not gonna be able to quit me.

Do you like cats? Because your medical history is puurrrrfect.

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but I sell disability insurance for a living.

Is your last name Campbell? Because this medical history is mmmâ€¦mmm good!

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you want to see that quote again?

Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.

Movie stars give thousands of signatures a day. All I'm asking for is just one from you.

Hey girl, Can I protect you...for life?

Hey girl, your eyes are beautiful. Are they insured?

Don't lie on your personal history interview. You wouldn't want to mess with perfection.