Engineering Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines for that Engineer in your life. Have a laugh and break the ice with our list of witty engineering pick up lines.

Top Rated Pick Up Lines for Engineers

Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.

Nice set of parabolas!

What has a differential of zero and has no concavity? My love for you, because it's constant.

So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.

Hey baby want to see a rigid body distribute many loads.

We have so much potential ... let's make it kinetic.

You're the op amp to my love circuit.

You know what? You're the source of the fluctuation in my heartbeat.

Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.

Hey baby, I'm an engineer. I can mend your broken heart.

Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.

Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.

I'm a transformer, I'm a big step up from your last boyfriend.

All it take is one drilling campaign to turn that virgin field into a producing asset.

Do you have a constant centripetal acceleration? Because you have me going in circles.

Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.

Can I do your systems analysis?

You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

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