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Engineering Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines for that Engineer in your life. Have a laugh and break the ice with our list of witty engineering pick up lines.

Top Rated Pick Up Lines for Engineers

So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.
We have so much potential ... let's make it kinetic.
What has a differential of zero and has no concavity? My love for you, because it's constant.
Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.
Nice set of parabolas!
All it take is one drilling campaign to turn that virgin field into a producing asset.
I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Are you negative? I'm positive, I'm attracted to you.
Aay girl are you ultratech cement? Coz you the engineer's choice.
The Golden Ratio of your face must be 0.32, because you're so beautiful.
Finally after 20 years of studies i found X in you – The X factor of my life.
Will you help me practice my heat conduction?
Please allow me to keep term, forever?
Girl you are like a high amperage current and I'm a high resistance wire, because you got me hot.
When I see you, the frequency of pulse increases.... I think I need regulator -> Your love!
Hey baby want to see a rigid body distribute many loads.
I'll be the electricity in your heart.
I less than three you. (I <3 you)
You're the Vin to my Vout.
Do you have a constant centripetal acceleration? Because you have me going in circles.
Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.
You're the op amp to my love circuit.
Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?
So many resistors here but still I can't resist you. Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric. Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?