Engineering Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines for that Engineer in your life. Have a laugh and break the ice with our list of witty engineering pick up lines.

Top Rated Pick Up Lines for Engineers

Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.

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So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.

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Nice set of parabolas!

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Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.

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Hey baby, I'm an engineer. I can mend your broken heart.

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What has a differential of zero and has no concavity? My love for you, because it's constant.

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Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.

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Hey baby want to see a rigid body distribute many loads.

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Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?

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We have so much potential ... let's make it kinetic.

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Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.

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My number's imaginary, can I have yours?

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You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.

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You're the op amp to my love circuit.

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You know what? You're the source of the fluctuation in my heartbeat.

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Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

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Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

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Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.

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Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.

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I'm a transformer, I'm a big step up from your last boyfriend.

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Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.

So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.

Nice set of parabolas!

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