Engineering Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines for that Engineer in your life. Have a laugh and break the ice with our list of witty engineering pick up lines.

Top Rated Pick Up Lines for Engineers

Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.

So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.

Nice set of parabolas!

Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.

Hey baby, I'm an engineer. I can mend your broken heart.

What has a differential of zero and has no concavity? My love for you, because it's constant.

Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.

Hey baby want to see a rigid body distribute many loads.

Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?

We have so much potential ... let's make it kinetic.

Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.

My number's imaginary, can I have yours?

You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.

You're the op amp to my love circuit.

You know what? You're the source of the fluctuation in my heartbeat.

Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.

Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.

I'm a transformer, I'm a big step up from your last boyfriend.

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