Engineering Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines for that Engineer in your life. Have a laugh and break the ice with our list of witty engineering pick up lines.

Top Rated Pick Up Lines for Engineers

Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.

So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.

Nice set of parabolas!

Hey baby, I'm an engineer. I can mend your broken heart.

What has a differential of zero and has no concavity? My love for you, because it's constant.

Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.

Hey baby want to see a rigid body distribute many loads.

We have so much potential ... let's make it kinetic.

You're the op amp to my love circuit.

You know what? You're the source of the fluctuation in my heartbeat.

Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.

Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.

Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.

I'll be the electricity in your heart.

Girl you are like a high amperage current and I'm a high resistance wire, because you got me hot.

Will you help me practice my heat conduction?

Finally after 20 years of studies i found X in you – The X factor of my life.

The Golden Ratio of your face must be 0.32, because you're so beautiful.

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